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His Noodly Appendage · 08-24-2004, 05:46 AM

(url for easy clickage) http://www.truechristian.com

This is one of the funniest parody sites I've seen in ages. The horrified emails are fantastic! Go Pastor Jim!

jbc

French Prometheus · 08-24-2004, 06:49 AM

This site is excellent :thumbs:

I also really love the emails he got and the responses he gave :

Quote:

"Ever heard of the crusades? that was quite a massacre"

Yeah! It's what we are doing in Iraq, and it's awesome!

"You justify Hitler's murders?"

Well, he was Christian.

Quote:

"REPENT AND SIN NO MORE!"

I love you too.

Quote:

"and if you post anymore incorrect and hateful shit, i will find you and smack you with my dick"

And your a sodomite!? Good Lord!

Quote:

"Do you seriously belive that the earth is flat! lol, even a three year old kid across my street knows the earth is round."

Well he has been brainwashed by the Liberals.

"Just to let you know, the bible is nothing more then a dead tree filled with stories written by man to explain the world around them."

Hate to break it to you, but it doesn't say that in the Bible.

"Now, this may be hard for you, so don't hurt yourself, but WITHOUT USING THE BIBLE tell me what PROOF you have that god exists. Actuall, undeniable proof."

Look, outside, see the trees and land? There had to be a creator. It was God, end of story, stop thinking you dumb bitch.

"Also for some reason you seem to think that science is evil, and yet without science this website would not even exist. "

Not without God.

"You encounter science every day."

Satan is everywhere.

Quote:

"God bless you pastor Jim.. you will indeed need it and before you judge witchcraft, or witches perhaps you must learn more about them"

Us Christians used to just burn them back in the good ol' days. Solved the problem quick.

Gothic_J · 08-24-2004, 08:15 AM

-snicker- hes on top of his game

Dark Jedi · 08-24-2004, 09:51 AM

I weep for my fellow Marines...

Date: 8/1/2004 00:00:22 -0700
From: ****** Cpl Spencer J W <******JW@yuma.usmc.mil>
To: "'PastorJim@truechristian.com'" <PastorJim@truechristian.com>
Subject: Science is evil

How can you list Dr. Kent Hovind as one of the only saved men on earth?
Yes, of course he is saved, but according to you science is evil. Dr.
Hovind's entire ministry is based on science...using science to PROVE the
Bible instead of disprove it. I've studied Dr. Hovind's material lot, and
he is truly a genius gifted by God in teaching the truth of the Bible. I
find it hard to believe that he is a member of your church.

Sincerely interested,

S. ******

Garnet · 08-24-2004, 10:02 AM

That is a good one...but damn...anyone else get a headache from the colors? I still can't see properly. Who knows, maybe that's part of the parody.

His Noodly Appendage · 08-24-2004, 09:39 PM

It just struck me that this site is a good example of the difference between christianity and islam.

Most of the christians out there practice selective belief to an astounding degree, taking only the bits they like, so that when you force-feed them their own religion, they'll deny every word of it.

Islam seems to generate FAR less actual hypocrisy. From my experiences of living with muslims, it seems that they just accept the horribleness.

If you ran a TrueMuslim.com, I'm thinking the mails you'd get back would be more like "Yeah, and? What's your point?"

Both religions are shit sandwiches, but christianity tries to cover itself in sugar so you won't notice. To my way of thinking, that's slightly worse, as people don't notice until it's too late - and you just get sickeningly-sweet shit instead of the regular kind.

jbc

French Prometheus · 08-25-2004, 01:39 AM

I agree with you jbc.

bluesky · 08-25-2004, 11:20 AM

That site is wonderful! My favorite so far is the parody of the scientific method:

Quote:

Should God Fracture Transvestites?

State the problem.
Get a King James 1611 Bible.
Find answer.
Throw Bible at an Atheist's Head

Now if you can't find an answer to a question in the Bible then whatever that question is, is fallacy. For instance, you won't find anything about DNA or Evolution in the Bible since they are all Liberal Lies.

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His Noodly Appendage Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,513	truechristian.com (url for easy clickage) http://www.truechristian.com This is one of the funniest parody sites I've seen in ages. The horrified emails are fantastic! Go Pastor Jim! jbc

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08-24-2004, 08:15 AM	#3
Gothic_J Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New England Posts: 1,290	-snicker- hes on top of his game

08-24-2004, 09:51 AM	#4
Dark Jedi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 4,666	I weep for my fellow Marines... Date: 8/1/2004 00:00:22 -0700 From: **** Cpl Spencer J W <**JW@yuma.usmc.mil> To: "'PastorJim@truechristian.com'" <PastorJim@truechristian.com> Subject: Science is evil How can you list Dr. Kent Hovind as one of the only saved men on earth? Yes, of course he is saved, but according to you science is evil. Dr. Hovind's entire ministry is based on science...using science to PROVE the Bible instead of disprove it. I've studied Dr. Hovind's material lot, and he is truly a genius gifted by God in teaching the truth of the Bible. I find it hard to believe that he is a member of your church. Sincerely interested, S. ****

08-24-2004, 10:02 AM	#5
Garnet Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Lansing, MI Posts: 6,610	That is a good one...but damn...anyone else get a headache from the colors? I still can't see properly. Who knows, maybe that's part of the parody.

08-24-2004, 09:39 PM	#6
His Noodly Appendage Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,513	It just struck me that this site is a good example of the difference between christianity and islam. Most of the christians out there practice selective belief to an astounding degree, taking only the bits they like, so that when you force-feed them their own religion, they'll deny every word of it. Islam seems to generate FAR less actual hypocrisy. From my experiences of living with muslims, it seems that they just accept the horribleness. If you ran a TrueMuslim.com, I'm thinking the mails you'd get back would be more like "Yeah, and? What's your point?" Both religions are shit sandwiches, but christianity tries to cover itself in sugar so you won't notice. To my way of thinking, that's slightly worse, as people don't notice until it's too late - and you just get sickeningly-sweet shit instead of the regular kind. jbc

08-25-2004, 01:39 AM	#7
French Prometheus Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: France Posts: 5,839	I agree with you jbc.

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