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Old 01-25-2006, 07:15 PM   #1
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If you found a time machine and travelled back about two hours into the past, met yourself, and then for some reason end up having sex with your two-hour-ago self...

Are you fornicating or masturbating?
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'for some reason', haha whoops for some reason I just had sex with ... myself.

I vote fornicating.
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What does this have to do with religion?
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Humor? doesn't seem like a wonderful fit somehow.
Misc Disc? could be.
HMMM...
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Old 01-26-2006, 05:44 AM   #5
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You're taking yourself up the arse

If you're a girl, there are other options...

Masturbation is a form of self-rape.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must go and make a rape victim of myself
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