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If you found a time machine and travelled back about two hours into the past, met yourself, and then for some reason end up having sex with your two-hour-ago self...
Are you fornicating or masturbating? |
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'for some reason', haha whoops for some reason I just had sex with ... myself.
I vote fornicating. |
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What does this have to do with religion?
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Humor? doesn't seem like a wonderful fit somehow.
Misc Disc? could be. HMMM... O Ya! I know. ~Elsewhere~ SoT, GRD and ~E~ Mod |
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You're taking yourself up the arse
If you're a girl, there are other options... Masturbation is a form of self-rape. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go and make a rape victim of myself |
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