Goathead

Okay, here it is.

lulu asked "Why would you want to call yourself a "grizzly bastard?"" - shutup, thats why.


And if I lay you down on your back and tickle your belly and make you giggle...will you STILL call yourself "grizzly?" - not if you buy me dinner first.



dendrast asked; Is it true that if you spit in a bear's mouth, he'll leave you alone? - Yes, although a bear will eat a corpse and can crush bone, oddly they dont liek the taste of human spit.Ive heard they are loathe to swallow.



straight hate asked; i like this gurl, but im not sure if she likes me to. what should i do? should i ask her out??
what would u do? - you should give up on getting laid if you cant ask her out.What would i do? nothing, shed ask me.



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Originally Posted by Goathead
Girl trouble?


How do I bed the hot 18 year old redhead quintuplets in a massive one night orgy...


Quote:
Originally Posted by Goathead
Boy trouble?


...without their father and boyfriends kicking my ass?


ok, a two parter, here it is;

1) Rohipnol
2) let em have some too?



well thats it for now, ill be back.







p.s, im not a survivalist, unless you count militias.

Grizzly

Funny? I thought he was talking about me....

Lanakila

So did I and when I saw the title I almost sent off a pm pointing out this thread to you.