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Weltall · 11-12-2003, 05:10 PM

I predict that the world will end on June 23 2137 at 1:53 PM Pacific Standard Time. I picked that date because I will sound like a visionary for being so startlingly accurate and by that time I'll be long dead so no one can complain if the end fails to materialize.

Duvenoy · 11-13-2003, 03:21 AM

Another End of the World prophecy, and not a very good one at that. Here's some more, demonstrating that we all yearn for an apocalypse, the sooner the better.

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/index.html

O'course, some of us yearn considerably less than others, proving that not all of us are paying attention to those wise enough to fortell our demise. These last are hell-bound doubters who will get a big, fat suprise when Jesus lays the Holy Smackdown on their collective ass.

doov

Gawen · 11-13-2003, 01:07 PM

We interupt this regularly scheduled program...*news anchor removes glasses and puts them on the table in front of him...he looks rather grave*...It is my sad duty to inform everyone that the world ended three days ago, 10 No. 03. Ap wire services...blah blah blah"

mark9950 · 11-13-2003, 06:14 PM

It ended in november 2000.

Paintballislife · 11-13-2003, 06:59 PM

LOL, oh man, we had this holy roller in my welding class, and i remember on 9-11, we had been watching it n tv, and they reported the downed plane in VA, and im like damn i wonder what else is gonna happen, and this kid goes, a revelation. Im like as in the bible revleation? hes like yes, this is the beginning of Armegedon. I just started aughing cause he was seriousley thinking that. Im like well, i guess we'll find out soon wont we, hey wait is that jesus in the smoke?

MJones · 11-14-2003, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by echoes
The world ends.... right now.

Edited to say: Sorry for the confusion, apparently the world is scheduled to end right now.

I think the problem here is that now keeps changing.

George Carlin routine:

There a second. It's still in the future. Getting closer.... Here it comes..... NOW!! HERE IT IS!! Shit, it's gone. It's now in the past.

Dirty Dog

Blixy Sticks · 11-14-2003, 08:10 AM

It's The End Of The World And You Know It

PopeInTheWoods · 11-14-2003, 10:21 AM

I was fixing a Store-to-DC transfer problem for my client. I think my successful solution may have staved off Armageddon (at least for Coldwater Creek) ....

TimeGoddess · 11-14-2003, 10:32 AM

Oh shit! I hope I was wearing clean underwear!!

(Having just read the underwear thread.....)

Diabolical Vengeance · 11-16-2003, 05:57 PM

This reminds me of a scene in the Hitchhikers guide to the Universe

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11-12-2003, 05:10 PM	#11
Weltall Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Francisco Posts: 3,283	I predict that the world will end on June 23 2137 at 1:53 PM Pacific Standard Time. I picked that date because I will sound like a visionary for being so startlingly accurate and by that time I'll be long dead so no one can complain if the end fails to materialize.

11-13-2003, 03:21 AM	#12
Duvenoy Veteran Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Just another hick from the sticks. Posts: 1,108	Another End of the World prophecy, and not a very good one at that. Here's some more, demonstrating that we all yearn for an apocalypse, the sooner the better. http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/index.html O'course, some of us yearn considerably less than others, proving that not all of us are paying attention to those wise enough to fortell our demise. These last are hell-bound doubters who will get a big, fat suprise when Jesus lays the Holy Smackdown on their collective ass. doov

11-13-2003, 01:07 PM	#13
Gawen Contributor Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Cylon Occupied Texas, but a Michigander @ heart Posts: 10,326	We interupt this regularly scheduled program...news anchor removes glasses and puts them on the table in front of him...he looks rather grave...It is my sad duty to inform everyone that the world ended three days ago, 10 No. 03. Ap wire services...blah blah blah"

11-13-2003, 06:14 PM	#14
mark9950 Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: midwest usa Posts: 1,203	It ended in november 2000.

11-13-2003, 06:59 PM	#15
Paintballislife Regular Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Moorestown, NJ (sux stay away) Posts: 206	LOL, oh man, we had this holy roller in my welding class, and i remember on 9-11, we had been watching it n tv, and they reported the downed plane in VA, and im like damn i wonder what else is gonna happen, and this kid goes, a revelation. Im like as in the bible revleation? hes like yes, this is the beginning of Armegedon. I just started aughing cause he was seriousley thinking that. Im like well, i guess we'll find out soon wont we, hey wait is that jesus in the smoke?

11-14-2003, 08:10 AM	#17
Blixy Sticks Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Until recently, Baghdad Posts: 1,365	It's The End Of The World And You Know It

11-14-2003, 10:21 AM	#18
PopeInTheWoods Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Rochester NY USA Posts: 4,318	I was fixing a Store-to-DC transfer problem for my client. I think my successful solution may have staved off Armageddon (at least for Coldwater Creek) ....

11-14-2003, 10:32 AM	#19
TimeGoddess Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Central Iowa Posts: 120	Oh shit! I hope I was wearing clean underwear!! (Having just read the underwear thread.....)

11-16-2003, 05:57 PM	#20
Diabolical Vengeance Regular Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: No longer Great Britain Posts: 447	This reminds me of a scene in the Hitchhikers guide to the Universe

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