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"What up, dogs?" "Dude! We thought you were dead!" "Didst not you idiots recall the numerous times whenst I did telleth you I would rise again?" "Our bad. You know we have memory problems, man. Cut us some slack. And knock off the King James talk. It giveth us headaches." "Didn't the chiquitas remind you?" "What chiquitas?" "Good help is so hard to find. I'm starting to wonder if you dolts are worth saving. Let me explain it for the millionth time. Try to keep it straight." Easy peasy. |
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She went from being joyful at hearing Jesus was alive to being concerned about the location of his dead body therefore she was concerned about the disposition of his dead body after being joyful at hearing he was alive. Round and round she goes without regard to logic or reason. |
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06-14-2008, 10:41 AM | #245 |
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Well, guys, I believe I'm out of this one from here on out. It has become quite clear that talking to the good Dr. is much akin to talking to a brick wall. I think that I have figured out his strategy to winning this little argument: Deny everything that shows where he is incorrect and continue posting the same drivel until everybody give in, then declare victory.
Despite this, however, I wish him the best of luck. Christmyth |
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My father taught me about "snakes-in-the-grass", how that it never suffices to kill but one, because that his spawn will quickly multiply and prosper in his absence. Far better to let the old serpent live on, that he might spend most of his days and nights in the pursuit of his own children, consuming and being most well fed upon the flesh of his own offspring. So let false preachers live, and let them preach on that same old lie of their father saying; "You shall not surely die". The days of this brood of liars and vipers are numbered. |
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The irony!
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The question I have been trying to answer umpteen times now is: "is your narrative leaving out something?" And my claim is that it does; it leaves out (Mark 16:8) ... told nobody." Quote:
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ETA: Furthermore, while it is allowed for you to add explanations within parentheses, that does not mean you are allowed to add story elements that have no warrant in the texts. Adding explanations is one thing, adding persons that aren't in the original cast is another. |
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Mary is initially joyful because she hears that Jesus is alive. Soon after, she is concerned about the location of his dead body and says nothing to Peter about even the possibility he might actually be alive. These are plainly incompatible depictions whether you characterize her concerns as "fear" or not. |
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