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Jinksy · 07-31-2004, 09:32 PM

... don't laugh (no, hang on a minute...):

A depressed beer walks into a bar. The barman says, 'what ales ye?'

mongrel · 07-31-2004, 10:34 PM

A depressed beer? Maybe it was feeling a bit flat...

C'mon, you had to be expecting at least one bad pun in reply, didn't ya?

socratoad · 07-31-2004, 10:40 PM

Oh c'mon depressed beer, don't let it go to your head.

OK OK, a damned feeble attempt I admit.

Nialler · 08-02-2004, 04:21 AM

"oh, you pour thing"...

socratoad · 08-02-2004, 04:58 AM

A uncomfortable beer walks into a bar
Whats wrong asks the barman
I'm feeling gassy replies the beer

Don Alhambra · 08-02-2004, 06:04 AM

Now those I can do.

A rabbit walks into a bar, and says to the barman: "I'd like a cheese and onion toastie please." The barman gets him the toastie, he pays the money for it, eats it and leaves.

The next day at the same time he comes back. He says to the barman: "Can I have a ham and pickle toastie please?" The barman makes him his toastie, and again he eats it, pays up, and leaves.

He's back again at the same time the next day and this time asks for a lamb and mayo toastie. Eats it up, pays, leaves.

So the next day the barman waits for the rabbit to com back again... but he doesn't arrive. A week goes past. About eight days later, the rabbit comes back and asks the barman for a glass of water. He looks a bit seedy.

The barman says: "You OK mate? You don't look so good." The rabbit replies: "No, I've been a bit ill recently. Mixing my toasties."

...

*crickets chirp*

karlvonl · 08-02-2004, 10:02 AM

So a dyslexic walks into a bra...

Mageth · 08-02-2004, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinksy

... don't laugh (no, hang on a minute...):

A depressed beer walks into a bar. The barman says, 'what ales ye?'

"No matter how hard I try, I can never seem to get a head!"

MJones · 08-02-2004, 12:04 PM

A sandwich walks into a bar and order a drink. Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here. . ."

Dirty Dog

Drew J · 08-02-2004, 04:31 PM

A beer named Miller walks into a bar and the bartedner whose vision isn't that great and is felling a chill says, "Man, is there a draft in here?"

07-31-2004, 09:32 PM	#1
Jinksy Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Melbourne, Oz Posts: 1,635	I came up with a joke this morning ... don't laugh (no, hang on a minute...): A depressed beer walks into a bar. The barman says, 'what ales ye?'

08-02-2004, 06:04 AM	#6
Don Alhambra Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,256	Bar jokes eh? Now those I can do. A rabbit walks into a bar, and says to the barman: "I'd like a cheese and onion toastie please." The barman gets him the toastie, he pays the money for it, eats it and leaves. The next day at the same time he comes back. He says to the barman: "Can I have a ham and pickle toastie please?" The barman makes him his toastie, and again he eats it, pays up, and leaves. He's back again at the same time the next day and this time asks for a lamb and mayo toastie. Eats it up, pays, leaves. So the next day the barman waits for the rabbit to com back again... but he doesn't arrive. A week goes past. About eight days later, the rabbit comes back and asks the barman for a glass of water. He looks a bit seedy. The barman says: "You OK mate? You don't look so good." The rabbit replies: "No, I've been a bit ill recently. Mixing my toasties." ... crickets chirp

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07-31-2004, 10:34 PM	#2
mongrel Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: North of the South Pole Posts: 5,177	A depressed beer? Maybe it was feeling a bit flat... C'mon, you had to be expecting at least one bad pun in reply, didn't ya?

07-31-2004, 10:40 PM	#3
socratoad Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada, deep in the heart of the boreal forest Posts: 4,239	Oh c'mon depressed beer, don't let it go to your head. OK OK, a damned feeble attempt I admit.

08-02-2004, 04:21 AM	#4
Nialler Banned Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Paris Posts: 8,473	"oh, you pour thing"...

08-02-2004, 04:58 AM	#5
socratoad Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada, deep in the heart of the boreal forest Posts: 4,239	A uncomfortable beer walks into a bar Whats wrong asks the barman I'm feeling gassy replies the beer

08-02-2004, 10:02 AM	#7
karlvonl Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Boston, MA, USA Posts: 597	So a dyslexic walks into a bra...

08-02-2004, 12:04 PM	#9
MJones Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Lincoln, AL Posts: 1,048	A sandwich walks into a bar and order a drink. Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here. . ." Dirty Dog

08-02-2004, 04:31 PM	#10
Drew J Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,373	A beer named Miller walks into a bar and the bartedner whose vision isn't that great and is felling a chill says, "Man, is there a draft in here?"

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