Barefoot Bree

Here ya go, Kang.

[Mod Hat]Within 1 minute of my hitting the Submit Reply button below the box I am looking at as I type this reply, this thread will have been moved to the ~~Elsewhere~~ forum.

Ciao.

From the Mountains of Moderating,
Barefoot Bree

Barefoot Bree

Bingo. Thread now in ~E~. Check the post times.

Kalkin

Howl

Kalkin

Here you presume a real past, but this is a Platonic myth. All we have are trace accounts in the present; what is done is gone.

KingLouie

Amateurs.

Let me show y'all how it's done.

Better put some shoes on Bree, because I'm 'bout to be stompin' them feet...

I'm not sure that "hitting" the Submit Reply Button did the trick for you. I'll bet you One Gozillion Dollars that you "clicked" it.

Here, I'll prove it to you:

In ten seconds, I shall "hit" the Submit Reply button, in the effort of sending you this post:

...

...

And now that I've put all the appropriate bandages on my knuckles, I shall instead click the aforementioned icon, just as you did when you banished my hairy butt to ~Elsewhere~.

I'm beginning to feel that the majority of my tenure here will be spent in the wastelands of ~Elsewhere~.

But so be it: somebody's gotta be there, I suppose, and it may as well be me.

Although, now that I reconsider it, it probably could be argued...

From the Jungles of The Valleys Of Elsewhere,

Kang Louie

KingLouie

Man, I can do this so many ways.

I don't want anybody else -- when I think about myself, I touch, well, myself.

We're not playing Bingo. We're playing Mother Of All Contests.

If we were playing Bingo, I would have already won -- because I cheat.

And I ain't talking about "Won" in the "Archaic" sense, neither.

That's strange. I can see the thread in "Miscellaneous Discussions."

HOLY CRAP -- I ALSO SEE THIS THREAD IN GENERAL RELIGIOUS DISCUSSIONS!!

I've been tossed about so much with this thread, I feel like I'm in a friggin washing machine.

But alas, I've finally gotten my wish in life: to be in several places at one time.

Word.

I can't. I have no way of doing so, without a light pen.

I have used #7 this afternoon, all you peeps, because it has proven to be the best definition with which to combat these all powerful mods.

From the Jungles of The Divinyls,

Kang Louie

KingLouie

Hello, you people of ~Elsewhere~.

My name is Kang, and I am the creator of The Mother Of All Contests.

So it must be that here, in the realms of Elsewhere, I will find the Grand Champion -- the Poobah of Perfection.

And as a matter of fact, I'm sure of it, because that's how it seems to go, in this life.

For instance.

First, I offered this contest to the hallowed and heralded warriors of the General Religious Discussions; but they, I suppose, considered such efforts to be less than worthy of those more important matters in this world -- matters such as Gods and Evil, and Wheat Communion Wafers, and Hell.

And so, they stamped it with a big red "Miscellaneous" stamp, and sent it over to what they thought would be a more "appropriate" venue.

And that's not to say it wasn't an important venue, or even a necessary one -- but to my slight surrender, I found that my precious and all-important Mother Of All Contests thread was just another thread -- sandwiched in between "Incest" and "The Ethics of Fast Food."

They couldn't win it there; and so, in an effort to do just that, they sent it here -- so that they could defeat The Kang.

But they didn't.

And now, since I know there is nowhere else they can send me but away from here altogether, it will be you -- an ~Elsewhereite~ -- who will bring it on home for us all.

Show all those GRD's and those Miscellaneousts what ~Elsewhere~ is all about.

Show them, in one resoundingly inarguable YAWP, that ~Elsewhere~ is for the special folk, who can not be forced into a mold.

From the Jungles of The Best Answer -- One That Wins Rubbers, Or A DVD,

Kang Louie

Fisher

Friendship is precious.

Argue that Kang.

Peace and Love,
Fisher

quikslvr1223

What about: everything can be doubted...

By even by arguing this , doesn't that show doubt?

And if arguing the statement makes it true, then you really can't make an argument for it because your argument will be self-defeating.
I don't know. I'm probably wrong, but its worth a try.

KingLouie

A nice try, Fisher. And I agree.

But yet, I can also disagree -- using definition #3:

Friendship -- the good kind -- is not this.

From the Jungles of Another One Down,

Kang Louie