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Gabe the Angel · 09-29-2004, 02:15 AM

This is a question I put to a fundi, he says when you are a born again you go to heaven, I said if I was a catholic I would also go to heaven, he say no the gates of heaven are only open for those who are born again, yeah rite. No cats and dogs in heaven just born agains. Of course cats and dogs go to heaven my dad and mum who are also non born agains will be there waiting to se me, with my dead pets, the goldfish, the hamster, the dog and cat, not forgetting the horse who made me some money (Red Rum). How can heaven be only for fundies, was Moses a born again? or did he get in by a special door with Paul, John, Peter and Matt etc.

Hedshaker · 09-29-2004, 02:53 AM

You can but your very own Ticket to Heaven

:angel: :angel: :angel:

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The company's website includes a disclaimer that absolves the company of any responsibility to actually get you to heaven.

I used to think there was no heaven, no hell and no never never land but after reading some of the fundies posts on these boards I'm not so sure anymore, since there definately is a a cloud cook cook land

Orbit

Gabe the Angel · 09-30-2004, 12:27 AM

I can still see the stars in their eyes looking for angels in the sky when they come out of church, but is it the correct church that they attend, you bet, the pastor said so.

Cynthia of Syracuse · 09-30-2004, 09:05 AM

Off to ~E~

Gabe the Angel · 10-01-2004, 12:39 AM

Not again, I have been here before, this is a good question put me back or give me the answer to the question at least.

Megatron · 10-01-2004, 12:48 AM

Actually, I think the gates are closed right now for everyone since Noah got drunk a couple weeks ago and crashed his boat into them. Traffic is currently being rerouted to the secondary gate by West Central Prostrating & Chanting (right between Northwest Prostrating & Chanting and Southwest Prostrating & Chanting, can't miss it.)

- Zero Angel, Your "Eye on the Big Guy in the Sky", Channel 666 news.

Gabe the Angel · 10-01-2004, 02:01 AM

My dear zero angel

The point I was trying to make was if a religion or cult says they are the one and only way, then they are saying the gates of heaven are only open to them, my meeting with a Born Again was just this issue. He did not seem very happy that the movement for his faith started in the 1960`s so no one went to heaven before then, crazy man, just crazy.

09-29-2004, 02:15 AM	#1
Gabe the Angel Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: England Posts: 436	When did the gates of heaven open? This is a question I put to a fundi, he says when you are a born again you go to heaven, I said if I was a catholic I would also go to heaven, he say no the gates of heaven are only open for those who are born again, yeah rite. No cats and dogs in heaven just born agains. Of course cats and dogs go to heaven my dad and mum who are also non born agains will be there waiting to se me, with my dead pets, the goldfish, the hamster, the dog and cat, not forgetting the horse who made me some money (Red Rum). How can heaven be only for fundies, was Moses a born again? or did he get in by a special door with Paul, John, Peter and Matt etc.

09-30-2004, 09:05 AM	#4
Cynthia of Syracuse Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vermont, USA Posts: 2,821	Mod note Off to ~E~

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09-30-2004, 12:27 AM	#3
Gabe the Angel Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: England Posts: 436	I can still see the stars in their eyes looking for angels in the sky when they come out of church, but is it the correct church that they attend, you bet, the pastor said so.

10-01-2004, 12:39 AM	#5
Gabe the Angel Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: England Posts: 436	Not again, I have been here before, this is a good question put me back or give me the answer to the question at least.

10-01-2004, 12:48 AM	#6
Megatron Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: New York Posts: 5,441	Actually, I think the gates are closed right now for everyone since Noah got drunk a couple weeks ago and crashed his boat into them. Traffic is currently being rerouted to the secondary gate by West Central Prostrating & Chanting (right between Northwest Prostrating & Chanting and Southwest Prostrating & Chanting, can't miss it.) - Zero Angel, Your "Eye on the Big Guy in the Sky", Channel 666 news.

10-01-2004, 02:01 AM	#7
Gabe the Angel Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: England Posts: 436	My dear zero angel The point I was trying to make was if a religion or cult says they are the one and only way, then they are saying the gates of heaven are only open to them, my meeting with a Born Again was just this issue. He did not seem very happy that the movement for his faith started in the 1960`s so no one went to heaven before then, crazy man, just crazy.

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