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Old 03-06-2005, 01:02 PM   #1
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Look, it says so right here:

http://www.docbojo.com/thinktank/mackey.html

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The Sitting Board of Elders and the Board of Investigators at Dr. Bob Jones Institute convened the Special Paranormal and Ecclesiastical Events Watchdogs of Christ and they in turn initiated an investigation by the rarely convened Beyond Death Committee who spent the next two years in an attempt to verify Mr. Mackey’s experience and his story. For the first time, BJI is releasing the findings of its exhaustive report. For practical purposes we are publishing our interview with him only here. For a the full and published account, send five hundred and sixty two dollars, cash, check or money order, to Michael C. Kelley, Ops Manager, BJI.
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Just to clarify, cause I've confused myself now, is that site a piss take?? It sounds too absurd to be true, but then the home page isn't as immediately funny as Landover... is that real or what??? :huh:
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It uses several theological cliches and how the hell did he get a photo of Satan's pocket thermometer? What is the fucker doing with a PT anyway?!
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I don't recall all the details, but the guy who came up with Landover Baptist attended Bob Jones and was refused a diploma because of his outspoken atheism, or so his story goes. I haven't seen any claim he's lying. (The story can be found if you dig far enough back in the Landover Baptist archives.)

IOW, I suspect that this is a shuck. As you would expect, the man has a serious hard-on for BJ!
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Old 03-07-2005, 01:16 AM   #5
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Yeah, the only reason I wasn't sure if the site was a joke is it provides apparently real mailing addresses to send cheques for things like the COngressional prayer to. If it was all a piss take, then surely they wouldn't want to defraud people??
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