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Old 01-30-2007, 08:31 AM   #1
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Just for fun, let's exercise our creativity by inventing clever and effective insults to be stored for future internet usage. I'll start:

Go eat some smart chow. Your skull cavity contains less matter than the void of space. You have funny hair and smell like a llama.

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Old 01-30-2007, 08:32 AM   #2
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*fart*
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Old 01-30-2007, 08:51 AM   #3
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Go eat some smart chow. Your skull cavity contains less matter than the void of space. You have funny hair and smell like a llama.

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What after school special did you get that crap from? My six year old is embarrassed for you and promised she would take it easy on you if she ever met you on the playground.
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In before a moderator shows their version if input in a flame war and closes the thread.
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Old 01-30-2007, 09:22 AM   #5
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- How tall are you?
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- I didn't know they stacked shit so high.
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Old 01-30-2007, 09:27 AM   #6
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Hey, "research" does not mean leafing through the Reader's Digest while you're in the bathroom. Did I mention that you have funny hair?
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Old 01-30-2007, 09:30 AM   #7
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable........like a coma.
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Old 01-30-2007, 09:32 AM   #8
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your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Old 01-30-2007, 09:36 AM   #9
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Fucking Xian!
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Old 01-30-2007, 09:37 AM   #10
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The material under your skull is known as a "brain" and can be used for thinking.
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