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Rymmie1981 · 02-27-2004, 11:21 AM

Forget the appendix. The true question is, do we think that it is moral for God to have nipples?

If anyone does not know, El Shaddai means the God of Many Breasts. Or something very similar. You know how these translation things are. Anyways, just somebody answer, please. Are God's boobs moral?

Mageth · 02-27-2004, 12:51 PM

It's only immoral if he touches them...

mecca777 · 02-27-2004, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Mageth
It's only immoral if he touches them...

Does God wear clothing? After all. if God is omnipresent, omniscient and omni-nekkid, that means that he's standing in front of himself right now, ogling his own tits. The pervert.

Aravnah Ornan · 02-27-2004, 04:14 PM

Does that mean that there's a long-lost book of the Bible called Song of Solomon II: I Touch Myself?

NeoDeltaI · 02-27-2004, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mecca777
Does God wear clothing? After all. if God is omnipresent, omniscient and omni-nekkid, that means that he's standing in front of himself right now, ogling his own tits. The pervert.

LOLWROF

A bishop's wife · 02-28-2004, 06:29 AM

Does god have nipples? Everyone knows unicorns have nipples, so yes, god must have nipples. And a soft mane. All bow to the IPU.

Bright Life · 02-28-2004, 08:37 PM

I'm watching Saturday Night Life at the moment, and DAMN, Jennifer Anniston DEFINITELY has nipples!

Damn, doesn't that gal ever warm up?

BL

Harumi · 03-03-2004, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by NeoDeltaI
LOLWROF

translation?

And bows to mecca777 :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Bright Life · 03-04-2004, 07:30 AM

Laughing Out Loud While Rolling On Floor

BL

no_more_700_club · 05-02-2004, 05:10 PM

Sure god has nipples <Edited by b_f_i: Over the top insulting comment>

02-27-2004, 11:21 AM	#51
Rymmie1981 Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: At the Edge of the River Posts: 499	But it's the nipples that are important! Forget the appendix. The true question is, do we think that it is moral for God to have nipples? If anyone does not know, El Shaddai means the God of Many Breasts. Or something very similar. You know how these translation things are. Anyways, just somebody answer, please. Are God's boobs moral?

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02-27-2004, 12:51 PM	#52
Mageth Contributor Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Deep in the heart of mother-lovin' Texas Posts: 29,689	It's only immoral if he touches them...

02-27-2004, 04:14 PM	#54
Aravnah Ornan Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Alexandria, VA, Faith-Based States of Jesusland Posts: 1,794	Does that mean that there's a long-lost book of the Bible called Song of Solomon II: I Touch Myself?

02-28-2004, 06:29 AM	#56
A bishop's wife Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: huntsville, Al Posts: 11	Does god have nipples? Everyone knows unicorns have nipples, so yes, god must have nipples. And a soft mane. All bow to the IPU.

02-28-2004, 08:37 PM	#57
Bright Life Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 8,345	I'm watching Saturday Night Life at the moment, and DAMN, Jennifer Anniston DEFINITELY has nipples! Damn, doesn't that gal ever warm up? BL

03-04-2004, 07:30 AM	#59
Bright Life Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 8,345	Laughing Out Loud While Rolling On Floor BL

05-02-2004, 05:10 PM	#60
no_more_700_club Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Salish Sea Posts: 1,727	Sure god has nipples <Edited by b_f_i: Over the top insulting comment>

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