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Nice Squirrel · 07-28-2004, 02:52 PM

Rev Prez,
Is that Kerry whose poking out behind Churchill?

Are you stating that we shouldn't have fought Hitler? Because Stalin fought Hitler?

Yellum Notnef · 07-28-2004, 02:56 PM

I don't care if Kerry ate a boxful of kittens. He'd still be a better president than some redneck maniac who thinks God talks to him.

Enough with Southerners running the country. The only thing Bush and Co. should be allowed to run is fucking farm equipment.

Tristan Scott · 07-28-2004, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Intelligitimate

In fact, to this day, no one really understands why the former Bush turned against Saddam. It probably has something to do with Kuwaiti pressure on the CIA, as evidenced by the documents found during Iraqi's invasion of a meeting between them and CIA Director William Webster in 1989.

Of course this isn't true at all. I thought everyone knew that Bush was perfectly willing to let Saddam have his spoils until Thatcher pointed out that he was also going to go after the Northern Saudi oil fields. With those, his own and the ones he had just liberated from Kuwait he would have controlled most of the worlds oil reserves.

Hypatia · 07-28-2004, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Fenton Mulley

The only thing Bush and Co. should be allowed to run is fucking farm equipment.

I initially read this literally: <mental picture of Bush artificially inseminating a cow>

penumbra · 07-28-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hypatia

I initially read this literally: <mental picture of Bush artificially inseminating a cow>

Personally, I pictured a sheep and it wasn't "artificial".

Yellum Notnef · 07-28-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hypatia

I initially read this literally: <mental picture of Bush artificially inseminating a cow>

I doubt there would be anything artificial about it. Bush would use his own penis.

Yellum Notnef · 07-28-2004, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Fenton Mulley

I doubt there would be anything artificial about it. Bush would use his own penis.

I stand corrected. The pillow talk before and after the sex would be artificial and full of lies.

Intelligitimate · 07-28-2004, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Scott

Of course this isn't true at all. I thought everyone knew that Bush was perfectly willing to let Saddam have his spoils until Thatcher pointed out that he was also going to go after the Northern Saudi oil fields. With those, his own and the ones he had just liberated from Kuwait he would have controlled most of the worlds oil reserves.

Not so. Blum has this to say about that explanation:

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In addition to issuing several dire warnings early on about
the invasion's severe economic consequences for the United
States, which never came to pass, Bush warned of an even worse
fate if Iraq took over Saudi Arabia. The danger-to-Saudi Arabia
explanation was a non-starter. Iraq never had any designs on
Saudi Arabia, as a simple look at a map makes clear. The Iraqis
have a long border with that country; they didn't have to go
through Kuwait to invade the Saudis; and even if they did, they
could have moved into Saudi Arabia virtually unopposed during the
three weeks following their takeover of Kuwait, as General Colin
Powell later conceded.{69} Bush administration officials in fact
admitted that neither the CIA nor the Defense Intelligence Agency
thought it probable that Iraq would invade Saudi Arabia.{70} The
Saudis didn't think so either, until Defense Secretary Cheney
flew to Riyadh on 5 August and personally told King Fahd that his
country stood in great potential danger and desperately needed a
very large infusion of American military forces to defend it.{71}

http://members.aol.com/bblum6/iraq2.htm

halcyon_daze · 07-28-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Fenton Mulley

I don't care if Kerry ate a boxful of kittens. He'd still be a better president than some redneck maniac who thinks God talks to him.

Enough with Southerners running the country. The only thing Bush and Co. should be allowed to run is fucking farm equipment.

I wouldn't let that idiot anywhere near my farm equipment (if I had any). We've already seen examples of his superior physical coordination with things like bicycles, Segways, etc. Bush could find a way to fuck up a bowling ball.

Sauron · 07-28-2004, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Fenton Mulley

I stand corrected. The pillow talk before and after the sex would be artificial and full of lies.

Yeah, but I'd love to see a photo of that.

Hey Rev Prez: you got any pictures of Dubya porking a cow in your porn collection?

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