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CrazyRantingGirl · 01-10-2005, 01:07 PM

Here's one I came up with:

eating some kittens and burning the flag
hey, its what atheists do ;p

Anyone else have any funny ones they'd like to share?

Ghostgirl · 01-10-2005, 01:20 PM

My brother uses "disappears in a puff of logic".

Aravnah Ornan · 01-10-2005, 01:28 PM

"Off to have a real life, as soon as I can find the URL"

A variation on the IRC "Connection reset by peer": "Connection reset by peer, or at least no one was able to prove otherwise in court"

Naruto · 01-10-2005, 01:35 PM

One of my messages is simply "pr0n", not because that's what I'm doing, but simply because I find the word (yes, I'm aware that it's not technically a word) funny.

My favorite one is a line from an online conversation with Chuck Fristians:

[screenname removed - CG]: go work, you have killing to do

CanoeMan · 01-11-2005, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a fun life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages every day to see what they're up to. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad, and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change.

From here.

McGargoyle · 01-11-2005, 04:20 AM

"I'll be back!" for short and "Gone with the Wind" for longer periods of being away.

"Turning approximately three medium-sized forests into sawdust" or "Requiescat In Pace" at night.

"Strühfück" (Spoonerism of "Frühstück" - breakfast) in the mornings.

Veleno · 01-11-2005, 04:22 AM

God is watching, even when you pee.

and

God is watching. God likes to watch.

Bumble Bee Tuna · 01-11-2005, 08:02 AM

When I'm sleeping:

Quote:

Sleep is Peels spelled backwards!

OMFG!

*Head Explodes*

and because the above ^ is a very common message for me to have up, my message for having class is:

Quote:

Class is Ssalc spelled backwards!

OMFG!

*Head doesn't explode*

Also when I am mowing the lawn:

Quote:

Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.

bitch.

And to try to continue the theme, if I'm raking...

Quote:

Your sleeves are leaves and I'm the rake.

sometimes I use one of my favorite UCB quotes:

Quote:

I've been sticking $30.00 in pennies up my ass every day for 10 years. That's 3000 pennies a day. 21,000 pennies a week.1,095,000 pennies a year. That's 11 million pennies. *8 TIMES* the population of the state of Nebraska. Your pennies have been in my ass.

You think you're better than me?

Or maybe a quote from the song "King of Spain":

Quote:

Let's make friday part of the weekend and give every new baby chocolate eclairs.

And another great line I saw somewhere:

Quote:

Anxiously awaiting the Crapture:

The event where all bowels shall release at the same time, destroying the world as we know it.

Keeping with the backwards theme, another crowd favorite is:

Quote:

dinner time spelled backwards is emit rennid, which sounds almost like emit remmus, which is a chili peppers song, and chili peppers can be eaten for dinner...

Therefore, God exists.

And I am considering modifying this to say:

Quote:

dinner time spelled backwards is emit rennid. Imagine if rennid was a synonym for feces. Wouldn't that be...ironic, or something?

others:

Quote:

Let's work together to pave the way for a big, bright, beautiful fucking future for America, all right? So all the world can once again say, "Hey, where's that warm, golden glow coming from? Why, it's coming from the U.S. of A., where cocks are thick, tits are perky, and sunbeams shine out of everyone's asses!"

-John Edwards

Shower message:

Quote:

while I shower myself with water, take the time to shower me with gifts.

I must say I'm a fan of varied away messages, and have some compulsion to try to be witty instead of informative.

-B

MonCapitan2002 · 01-11-2005, 08:23 AM

I just use the default away message. I am so boring. :crying:

Bumble Bee Tuna · 01-11-2005, 09:08 AM

You default "I am away from my computer." message users are a pox on society begging to be destroyed.

01-10-2005, 01:07 PM	#1
CrazyRantingGirl Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Texas/Marylizand Posts: 1,734	Witty Away Messages for Instant Messaging Here's one I came up with: eating some kittens and burning the flag hey, its what atheists do ;p Anyone else have any funny ones they'd like to share?

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01-10-2005, 01:20 PM	#2
Ghostgirl Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Maple Ridge, B.C. (Canada) Posts: 193	My brother uses "disappears in a puff of logic".

01-10-2005, 01:28 PM	#3
Aravnah Ornan Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Alexandria, VA, Faith-Based States of Jesusland Posts: 1,794	"Off to have a real life, as soon as I can find the URL" A variation on the IRC "Connection reset by peer": "Connection reset by peer, or at least no one was able to prove otherwise in court"

01-10-2005, 01:35 PM	#4
Naruto Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: NC Posts: 2,059	One of my messages is simply "pr0n", not because that's what I'm doing, but simply because I find the word (yes, I'm aware that it's not technically a word) funny. My favorite one is a line from an online conversation with Chuck Fristians: [screenname removed - CG]: go work, you have killing to do

01-11-2005, 04:20 AM	#6
McGargoyle Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 1,383	"I'll be back!" for short and "Gone with the Wind" for longer periods of being away. "Turning approximately three medium-sized forests into sawdust" or "Requiescat In Pace" at night. "Strühfück" (Spoonerism of "Frühstück" - breakfast) in the mornings.

01-11-2005, 04:22 AM	#7
Veleno Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: USA Posts: 402	God is watching, even when you pee. and God is watching. God likes to watch.

01-11-2005, 08:23 AM	#9
MonCapitan2002 Contributor Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: --- Posts: 10,496	I just use the default away message. I am so boring. :crying:

01-11-2005, 09:08 AM	#10
Bumble Bee Tuna Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Middletown, CT Posts: 7,333	You default "I am away from my computer." message users are a pox on society begging to be destroyed.

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