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Correct - the world DOES revolve around us - please try not to forget in the future. ((E.g., the U.S. is only six per cent of the world's population, yet consumes fifty per cent of its resources. We are the world's only Superpower, with enough nukes to utterly destroy the rest of the world, if we wake up in a bad mood one morning. And most of our citizens are SO fat we are, additionally, the gravitational center of the world. In comparison, England is only the size of one of our fifty states.)) ![]() |
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Lets see. "WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT"
"THIS IS FULL OF BULL SHIT" People like them have nothing better to do then wait for the end of the world. It will come, yes it will come but only to them when they realize they are wrong and commit suicide. I won't be ![]() |
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*puts up umbrella, just in case*
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Classic spoof setup- 'Don't publish my name'- fucking moron!!!
'LOOK TO THE SKIES!' shock, fucking horror. it's not what's up there, but down here that we have to worry about. Advance publicity for a book- 2099: WASPS from inner space. Copyright asserted by me. Extract- 'It is the year 2096. Two hundred and seventy thousand miles away the lunar landscape bustles with elements of American construction teams as they sally forth to extend the bridgehead that had become known as John Denver Port. Uncle Sam had taken this little lump of real-estate for its own, that was the significance of that first flag planting and no other dirtbag was going to take it from them. The Chinese were sabotaged, the Indians bought off and every other mother had been threatened not to bother, the moon was Uncle Sam’s. The Wars of the New Covenant were about to begin and the lunar mission had therefore grown in importance as the Armageddon Scenario entered its second phase. Forget Dr. Strangelove vs. Communism, this was God’s work and it had been started in order to rid the world of all non-white Anglo-Saxon protestants. Excessive maybe but even the mad can show some reason. But even the Wasp’s weren’t immune, only those selected under the Jehovah’s Witness directive, which wasn’t a J.H. idea anyhow, would survive the fulmination of nuclear horticulture. Mary, Mary quite contrary, see how our bombs do blow. And here they all were, the gardeners of madness having escaped the ‘Greenhouse’ (the original codename of the Pacific Proving Ground) were impatient for the second coming of the messiah, the holiest of the holy had gathered in their masses, yet God was still nowhere in sight. The weeds of humanity were about to be thrown onto the bonfire, the turf was about to be ploughed and after it was over, the new messiahs of hatred would descend like locusts from the sky and reap their theocratic harvest as the self-righteous inheritors of a dead planet. Fuck the fishing; they would rule, ‘…who needs animals when we got Christian-technology and righteous scientists to shape the new Garden of Eden.’ Copyright 'B'C aka Heurismus, 2003 |
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[QUOTE=Porky Pine]I hope that none of those people ever run for public office. They really scare me.
![]() QUOTE] You are aware that our president believes the big dude in the sky chose him to be president so that he could spread christian democracy around the world in preperation for the second coming...or at least thats what he wants his constituancy to believe so that he can gather as many resources as possible. |
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