Marson

You may or may not have seen this before, but I found it rather funny:

http://fuckitall.com/bsh

disgracian

state of the union address translated
courtesy of the chaser�

"we should also strentghen the economy by treating investors equally in our tax laws." � we should make sure that no investors pay tax.

"we will work for a prosperity that is broadly shared." � we'll work to ensure that only people with shares are prosperous.

"as a government, we are fighting illegal drugs by cutting off supplies and reducing demand." � my daughters are still grounded.

"our nation is blessed with recovery programs that do amazing work." � it's amazing that my recovery program worked.

"to date we have arrested � many key commanders of al-qaeda. they include a man who directed logistics and fu nding for the september 11 attacks, the chief of al-aqeda operations in the persian gulf, an al-aqueda operations chief from southeast asia, a former director of key al-qaeda's training camps in afghanistan, a key al-qaeda operative in europe and a major al-qaeda leader in yemen." � we still haven't caught bin laden.

"one by one, the terrorists are learning the meaning of american justice." � we're executing people who aren't white without a fair trial overseas as well.

"whatever the duration of this struggle, and whatever the difficulties, we will not permit the triumph of violence in the affairs of men." � we will keep on blowing the shit out of violent people until they have learned that violence is not an answer.

"different threats require different strategies." � our desire to invade iraq but not north korea requires hypocrisy.

"it is up to iraq to show exactly where it is hiding its banned weapons, lay those weapons out ofr the world to see, and destroy them as directed. nothing like this has happened." � we haven't found any evidence to justify an attack. it's iraq's fault.

"imagine those 19 hijackers with other weapons and other plans � this time armed by saddam hussein." � we don't have any concrete evidence of links between al-qaeda and iraq so we need you to imagine they exist.