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02-28-2007, 11:23 PM
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Deep Thoughts, by Jack Han...
Right-handedness is the result of Homo Sapiens wiping their asses with their left-hands for millions of years. For eons, the right-side of the brain was used to imagine the anus, while the left-side was used to analyze the details needed to wipe properly.
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03-01-2007, 04:09 AM
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who the hell is jack han?
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03-01-2007, 04:21 AM
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03-01-2007, 05:15 AM
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Note the dots that appear after "Han".... "Han..." Those dots mean continue...
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03-01-2007, 05:17 AM
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or absense..
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03-01-2007, 05:19 AM
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How is this political? Or anything? Moving to E.
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03-01-2007, 07:47 AM
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I loved the Deep Thoughts. My favourites were:
"I don't know why I've always been afraid of clowns. It may go back to when I was a kid and a clown killed my Dad." "It's sad when entire families are torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs." |
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03-01-2007, 02:10 PM
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03-01-2007, 03:10 PM
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This is not a serious thread and you only have fossil evidence..
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