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Seb · 03-09-2005, 09:20 AM

I particularly like this sentence from the article:

The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard anas platyrhynchos

I like the way it just rolls off the tongue.

Ummm, I guess the ducks can join the guinea pigs in ~E~? :Cheeky:

IamMoose · 03-09-2005, 10:57 AM

Right. Necrophiliac guinea fowl

off you go, thread!!

03-09-2005, 11:35 AM

I read the original article that spawned all of this.

Manuscript submitted Oct 11, 2001.
Manuscript accepted Oct 12, 2001.

That's the shortest peer review turnaround time I've ever seen.

Xulfer Cirtsag · 03-09-2005, 12:58 PM

I think this belongs in Moral Foundations and Principles, but that may be just me.

I do think the necrophiliac mallard didn't obtain explicit consent, so it should be off with his head, or testicles.

Howard · 03-09-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Gastric ReFlux

I do think the necrophiliac mallard didn't obtain explicit consent, so it should be off with his head...

The he’d be a dead fucking dead duck fucker.

(Isn't this mentioned in Revelations somewhere?)

rigorist · 03-09-2005, 02:33 PM

My wife in a public health educator for the American Red Cross. Her specialty is HIV/AIDS presentations and she does them all over, including in our local county jail once a month.

At one presentation, one guy seemed obsessed with whether you could catch diseases from ducks. He asked all sorts of questions about it. Finally, another "guest of the county"--who had gotten increasingly agitated throughout this rather bizarre questioning--blurted out, "What the FUCK you doin' with ducks, man?"

My wife--the sex lady!

Amit Misra · 03-09-2005, 09:43 PM

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The he’d be a dead fucking dead duck fucker

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
My compliments on the elegant alliteration, its impact is actually enhanced by not starting the sentence with the obvious expletive!

Bumble Bee Tuna · 03-09-2005, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Seb

My goodness, these ducks are incredibly debauched!

So a duck walks into a bar. He tells the bartender:

"Get me a beer! And put it on my bill."

Cynical-Chick · 03-10-2005, 12:43 AM

Mmm, two-course meal.

PoodleLovinPessimist · 03-10-2005, 11:05 AM

"I'm a homosexual necrophiliac," said Tom in dead earnest.

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03-09-2005, 09:20 AM	#11
Seb Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: London Posts: 2,096	I particularly like this sentence from the article: The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard anas platyrhynchos I like the way it just rolls off the tongue. Ummm, I guess the ducks can join the guinea pigs in ~E~? :Cheeky:

03-09-2005, 10:57 AM	#12
IamMoose Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: On the fringes of the Lake District, UK Posts: 9,528	Right. Necrophiliac guinea fowl off you go, thread!!

03-09-2005, 11:35 AM	#13
TomJoe Guest Posts: n/a	I read the original article that spawned all of this. Manuscript submitted Oct 11, 2001. Manuscript accepted Oct 12, 2001. That's the shortest peer review turnaround time I've ever seen.

03-09-2005, 12:58 PM	#14
Xulfer Cirtsag Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: no, not there, try again Posts: 1,752	I think this belongs in Moral Foundations and Principles, but that may be just me. I do think the necrophiliac mallard didn't obtain explicit consent, so it should be off with his head, or testicles.

03-09-2005, 02:33 PM	#16
rigorist Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Court of the Weirdo King Posts: 8,818	My wife in a public health educator for the American Red Cross. Her specialty is HIV/AIDS presentations and she does them all over, including in our local county jail once a month. At one presentation, one guy seemed obsessed with whether you could catch diseases from ducks. He asked all sorts of questions about it. Finally, another "guest of the county"--who had gotten increasingly agitated throughout this rather bizarre questioning--blurted out, "What the FUCK you doin' with ducks, man?" My wife--the sex lady!

03-10-2005, 12:43 AM	#19
Cynical-Chick Contributor Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,424	Mmm, two-course meal.

03-10-2005, 11:05 AM	#20
PoodleLovinPessimist Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,826	"I'm a homosexual necrophiliac," said Tom in dead earnest.

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