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Old 12-07-2004, 07:58 PM   #1
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I'm making a list of really really important questions...well, *choices* really that we face every day, our answers to which tell volumes about the basic heart and soul of a each of us...

So far I have:

Paper or Plastic?

Creamy or Chunky?

Original or Extra Crispy?


and the related question...

White Meat or Dark?

Boxers or Briefs?
(But I guess you have more than a binary choice here cause you can have Bikini or au natural...)

The Beatles or The Stones?

Han Solo or Luke Skywalker?

Inny or Outtie?


But I need some more suggestions...

(Eventually I may turn this into one of those utterly pointless online surveys...)
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I'm making a list of really really important questions...well, *choices* really that we face every day, our answers to which tell volumes about the basic heart and soul of a each of us...


(Eventually I may turn this into one of those utterly pointless online surveys...)
Why only choices between two ....

Questions like ....

Where did I put my Keys ?
Did I leave my car lights on ?
Do I have clean underwear for tomorrow ,,, (or why didn't I do laundry Sat. like I was supposed to).
What's for Dinner?
Damm what happened to that last twenty (usually when at the checkout counter) followed by how many of these items don't I really need / want ...

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