SecretAsianMan

Some interesting anagrams in here from several months ago

> SCRABBLE
> This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails.
> Someone out there either
> has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
> (Wait till you see the last
> one)!
>
>
> GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:
> HE BUGS GORE
>
> DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters:
> DIRTY ROOM
>
> EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters:
> EVIL'S AGENT
>
> PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters:
> BEST IN PRAYER
>
> DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
> A ROPE ENDS IT
>
> THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters:
> HERE COME DOTS
>
> SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:
> CASH LOST IN ME
>
> ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters:
> IS NO AMITY
>
> MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:
> WOMAN HITLER
>
> SNOOZE ALARMS: When you re! arrange the letters:
> ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
>
> A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters:
> I'M A DOT IN PLACE
>
> THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters:
> THAT QUEER SHAKE
>
> ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:
> TWELVE PLUS ONE
>
> And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE
> USA: When you rearrange
> the letters (With no letters left over and using
> each letter only once):
> TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
>
> Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on
> their hands! But isn't that
> interesting!

philbo

If you like anagrams, here's a Billy Joel parody I wrote not long ago:

"Piano Man" Based on the performance by Billy Joel
"Anagram" Parody by Phil Alexander

...in case you hadn't guessed, anything in SUPERCAPE is an anagram

It's nine a.m. on a Saturday
The newspaper's nearly all read
And my lovely wife's sitting next to me
As we tackle the crossword in bed

She says "Phil, have you looked at clue twenty-three
I'm not really sure how it goes,
Am I being dense, 'cause it doesn't make sense
It looks like the words are transposed"

Bridge: NA MA G-RA,
RA MAR G-NA,
RAGA MAN

I know it looks wrong, it's an anagram
They're really quite fun, can't deny
So if you're in the mood for some wordplay
Here are a few you can try

Starting with some politicians
For example I'M TORY PLAN B
And what genius figured
I'M AN EVIL TORY BIGOT
Is really a Tory MP?

Which world leader SCRUBS IN OLIVE OIL?
Who ADMITS ROT IN FRANCE?
And I'm sure HUGE BERSERK REBEL WARTHOG
Would like no more DOCILE FARTS

Bridge

BIG MELONS - a Hollywood Superstar
HE'S GROWN LARGE 'N' CRAZED also there
And guess which screen siren was MARRY NO OILMEN
GERMANY or WANKS? NOT ON AIR!

DON A MAN, AND MOAN, A DAMN NO
OCCASIONAL NUDE INCOME, too
They're all the same person, though I could do worse 'n
A LEWD LOONY or NON-STAR SHOE

I've written this song using anagrams
I've written this song tonight
So if you're in the mood for some wordplay
Say, can you get 'em all right?

WHOSE BUGGER, I HAD US MADNESS
Had an altercation next to RAIN
And now he's sent beserk by some ol' HORNY JERK
'Cause election time's coming again

Solve the anagram HE'S JAIL COCK MAN
Try and find ANGINA SHAFT
Did PROBE NO HELL ride AGED PUS well?
Now, try and say you haven't laughed

Bridge

Finish the song about anagrams
Please, get it over with, do!
It may sound absurd, but PIXEL ANAL HERD
Was the one who wrote this, just for you

Seb

TONY BLAIR:

TORY PLAN B

I_pity_the_fool

Rubbish. Where's the P?

TONY BLAIR PM = I'M TORY PLAN B

Seb

Bugger!

philbo

:-)

And I'M AN EVIL TORY BIGOT is the best anagram, ever, IMO - it's "VIRGINIA BOTTOMLEY", a Tory MP

Incidentally all the anagrams in my song above have been solved by the various readers here