EverLastingGodStopper

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?



The Answer is SEVEN:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced,
2. One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb,
3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb,
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs,
5. One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a light bulb,
6. One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
7. And finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

Naruto

Only one invasion?

quartodeciman

Someone has to decide that citizen soldiers who have completed their duty over there haven't done enough yet.

Aravnah Ornan

One to fund a faith-based initiative to cast out the foul demons that cause light bulbs to burn out.

One to cover the empty socket with a "Mission Accomplished!" banner.

One to answer questions about why the light bulb has not yet been successfully changed with "That's a very good question, and in response -- oh, my G-d, gay marriage gay marriage Janet Jackson's other breast gay marriage gay marriage trial lawyers gay marriage gay marriage terrorist teachers' unions gay marriage gay marriage gay marriage gay marriage gay marriage!"

Naruto

First of all, :notworthy

Second of all, the Bush administration would be shouting mostly about 9-11

Loren Pechtel

Fool!

The correct answer is none--they want to keep everyone in the dark!