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To maintain that the story is an actual account of real events is absurd. If you maintain the bible as inerrant you disrespect it by declaring the story to be true. I used to believe the story as a fundie as well, but it simply cannot be true, do you see this Magus55? |
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How do you think engineers test the stability of things? They use wind tubes and scale models to test skyscraper stability in high winds. Marine architects use model boats in facilities to test seaworthiness. They don't build a 450 foot boat, and then put it on water to see if it will hold up. They can test the seaworthiness of the shape of the ark with scale models all they want. No doubt it would float just fine - for a while. The fact is that a 450-foot wooden boat would come apart at the seams in short order, springing innumerable leaks, due to the "hogback" problem, discovered by practical maritime engineers centuries ago when building wooden boats. In short, the bow and stern of the boat would flex so much that the boat would come apart at the seams. I doubt the Korean engineers considered this aspect of it (maybe they did...I don't know). Of course i'm sure you knew all this, but were just trying to be a smart arse like usual huh? Now now, Magus...remember your Jesus's teaching...golden rule and all that. In any case, I'm sure glad Noah took that pair of smart arses on the Ark with him...or was it seven pairs, I never got that part straight...otherwise I wouldn't be around to crack wise... Why do you assume it would sink? Considering God is the one that told Noah how to build it, I think God knows enough about marine engineering to build a seaworthy boat. The sketchy instructions he gave Noah in the boat would hardly be seaworthy. In any case, if God is so smart, why didn't he teach Noah how to make steel? Then he could have made a proper seaworthy boat...heck, he could have built an Enterprise class aircraft carrier. Surely God knew enough to teach Noah that? And as usual, I see you were trying to be a smart arse. I'm really sorry, Magus, but someone hopelessly defending an impossible myth as if it was history brings out the smart arse in me every time. But everyday I thank my lucky stars I'm not a descendant of that pair of dumb arses Noah loaded on the Ark.... |
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