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Bumble Bee Tuna · 02-12-2004, 03:16 AM

well?

Dean Anderson · 02-12-2004, 03:19 AM

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Originally posted by Bumble Bee Tuna
well?

From the choices given - Pirates are obviously the coolest.

But you missed out the coolest of them all... Highwaymen!

All the cool of pirates, but without the rickets and scurvy...

...although they do smell of horse-wee.

Greger · 02-12-2004, 04:36 AM

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin�, I�m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is�

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

They don�t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You�re drinking a Salty Dog? How�d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I�ve sailed the seven seas, and you�re the sleekest schooner I�ve ever sighted.

That�s the finest pirate booty I�ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That�s some treasure chest you�ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now

tensorproduct · 02-12-2004, 05:40 AM

Ninjas are just so totally sweet that sometimes I think I'm gonna crap my pants.
http://www.realultimatepower.net
But even ninjas are nowhere near as cool as hippos.

The Cromwell Institute · 02-12-2004, 05:52 AM

Ninjas win every time.

They have the best diet.

Nectaris · 02-12-2004, 06:17 AM

I voted Ninja just because I've been playing Disgaea a lot, and the main character I use is an axe wielding ninja.

BTW, Disgaea is strategy role-playing game on the PS2.

Dave

Naruto · 02-12-2004, 06:49 AM

My handle, aside from being a type of Japanese food, is also the title of a popular ninja manga, so ninja is a given for me.

Thesto Neroses · 02-12-2004, 07:33 AM

Redcoats are cooler than all of them.

mikester · 02-12-2004, 08:09 AM

ninjas hands down.

i mean, they have those stars and junk, and can do flips and those cool HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAA!!!! screams.

what more could you want?

The Naked Mage · 02-12-2004, 08:27 AM

Pirates are much cooler than samurai or ninja, because samurai and ninja never turn into vengeful undead.

Also, pirate ladies are terminally hot:

But why limit ourselves? Couldn't we have undead ninja-pirates? Or undead samurai-pirates?

02-12-2004, 03:16 AM	#1
Bumble Bee Tuna Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Middletown, CT Posts: 7,333	Pirates, Ninjas, or Samurai? well?

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02-12-2004, 04:36 AM	#3
Greger Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sweden Posts: 228	Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day 10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin�, I�m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is� 1. Prepare to be boarded. Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't) They don�t call me Long John because my head is so big. You�re drinking a Salty Dog? How�d you like to try the real thing? Wanna shiver me timbers? I�ve sailed the seven seas, and you�re the sleekest schooner I�ve ever sighted. That�s the finest pirate booty I�ve ever laid eyes on. Let's get together and haul some keel. That�s some treasure chest you�ve got there. Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates 10. What are YOU doing here? 9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed) 8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! 7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" 6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! 5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" 4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! 3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! 2. RAMMING SPEED! ...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line: 1. You. Pants Off. Now

02-12-2004, 05:40 AM	#4
tensorproduct Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 1,330	Ninjas are just so totally sweet that sometimes I think I'm gonna crap my pants. http://www.realultimatepower.net But even ninjas are nowhere near as cool as hippos.

02-12-2004, 05:52 AM	#5
The Cromwell Institute Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Australia Posts: 766	Ninjas win every time. They have the best diet.

02-12-2004, 06:17 AM	#6
Nectaris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 855	I voted Ninja just because I've been playing Disgaea a lot, and the main character I use is an axe wielding ninja. BTW, Disgaea is strategy role-playing game on the PS2. Dave

02-12-2004, 06:49 AM	#7
Naruto Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: NC Posts: 2,059	My handle, aside from being a type of Japanese food, is also the title of a popular ninja manga, so ninja is a given for me.

02-12-2004, 07:33 AM	#8
Thesto Neroses Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: UK/Taiwan Posts: 1,561	Redcoats are cooler than all of them.

02-12-2004, 08:09 AM	#9
mikester Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 813	ninjas hands down. i mean, they have those stars and junk, and can do flips and those cool HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAA!!!! screams. what more could you want?

02-12-2004, 08:27 AM	#10
The Naked Mage Veteran Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Execution State, USA Posts: 5,031	Pirates are much cooler than samurai or ninja, because samurai and ninja never turn into vengeful undead. Also, pirate ladies are terminally hot: But why limit ourselves? Couldn't we have undead ninja-pirates? Or undead samurai-pirates?

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