![]() |
Freethought & Rationalism ArchiveThe archives are read only. |
![]() |
#11 | |
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Florida
Posts: 19,796
|
![]() Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 5,836
|
![]()
You could always take out "I am not going to hell insurance"
(brokers are located at your local church) |
![]() |
![]() |
#13 | ||
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Knoxville,TN
Posts: 501
|
![]() Quote:
|
||
![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Central Valley of California
Posts: 1,761
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Blah.
Posts: 6,559
|
![]()
Just send me money and I'll take care of this nasty hell problem for you
|
![]() |
![]() |
#16 |
Banned
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Queensland Australia
Posts: 1,235
|
![]()
Become a Buddhist. You'll be a worm, but at least you won't be in hell.
|
![]() |
![]() |
#17 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2001
Location: GR, MI USA
Posts: 4,009
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 6,457
|
![]()
Hey, the Radio Star. Since video killed you in the early 1980's, shouldn't you alreday know what happens to you after death?
|
![]() |
![]() |
#19 |
Contributor
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: (GSV) Lasting Damage
Posts: 10,734
|
![]()
look at it this way, if you're to be sent to hell, then on judgement day you can say to God "Oh come one, Hell is supposed to be something that assists me in making the correct decisions in life in order to believe in you and hence take my place in heaven. It is supposed to be a terrifying place full of wailing and torment. I learned alot about hell through jack chick tracts, and quite frankly they make the whole concept look totally proposterous, uninspiring, and about as terrifying as a British Rail lettuce and cucumber sandwich. How on earth am I supposed to see hell as some deterrant when Chick was my information source"
God would understand, and would let you into heaven. |
![]() |
![]() |
#20 |
Contributor
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: With 10,000 lakes who needs a coast?
Posts: 10,762
|
![]()
I suggest growing a mustache like the guy in the Chick tracts. It can't hurt.
|
![]() |
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
|