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Bob Stewart · 03-02-2005, 04:21 PM

anvils hammer,

What color is my hair?

Bob Stewart

PoodleLovinPessimist · 03-02-2005, 04:44 PM

The assertion has no meaning. You might as well assert that you are a gnort, or kerfibble, or both.

I'd like you, rather, to prove that because you can attach a meaningless label to yourself that I am duty bound to follow your instructions. In other words, you're god, so what. BFD, I'm still going to do as I please: Go piss up a rope*.

*Geez, it's a joke

Avatar · 03-02-2005, 05:06 PM

Prove that you're God.

Solve my problems right this second.

Eldarion Lathria · 03-02-2005, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anvils hammer

do not laugh at me foolish mortal, for i have the power to summon armys of angels to destroy you, your family, and every sentient being in your city, dont believe me? I've done it before, the bible says so.

Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! I'm stronger than you are! I have iron chariots! Take that, you nonsubstantial subjective construct! Bogie was right, the cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.

Eldarion Lathria

dogisded · 03-02-2005, 06:36 PM

Gee whiz, you are sure a young god since you were born in 1987. I think some of the other self procaimed gods were better because they are more mature. 18 is kind of young to have so much power, and as a god did you have to get a drivers license?

Bill B · 03-02-2005, 07:22 PM

Oh, come on now! Get serious! You really think God would stoop so low as to post on IIDB? Even God must have some standards. We can stop a scam when we see one! Fess up!

sourdough · 03-02-2005, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anvils hammer

good news Christians, you were right all along, there is a single Chrsitian God.
I am that God.

seriously people, i am God unless you can proove other wise.

atheists, you are welcome to try and prove that i do not exist, but i think it will be more amusing if you let theists try to proove that I am not God.

well for one,
Xian god is supposed to be all knowing

so how about providing me with next weeks winning lotto numbers and we'll see how real you are?
:wave:

Marching Folly · 03-02-2005, 08:15 PM

God lives near London? I would have never guessed.

I thought you were everywhere at once, and timeless and such. How can you just be near London if you are everywhere? And if you're not, you're lying, and God wouldn't lie to us.

ELECTROGOD · 03-02-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Stewart

anvils hammer, What color is my hair?

He doesn't have to answer that because he is "god"...don't you get it? If you are all powerful you not only CAN but SHOULD tell everyone to just fuck off and quit bugging you while you are away on vacation. And if you don't take your cell phone with you, like "god" did, then no one can get a hold of you. (Don't worry, they'll be fine with the babysitter)

Spherical Time · 03-02-2005, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Stewart

anvils hammer,

What color is my hair?

The mighty anvils hammer chooses not to answer your question because doing so would change the course of the future that he has prepared for you.

After all, anvils hammer knows best!

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03-02-2005, 04:21 PM	#21
Bob Stewart Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Southeast Posts: 219	anvils hammer, What color is my hair? Bob Stewart

03-02-2005, 04:44 PM	#22
PoodleLovinPessimist Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA Posts: 5,826	The assertion has no meaning. You might as well assert that you are a gnort, or kerfibble, or both. I'd like you, rather, to prove that because you can attach a meaningless label to yourself that I am duty bound to follow your instructions. In other words, you're god, so what. BFD, I'm still going to do as I please: Go piss up a rope. Geez, it's a joke

03-02-2005, 05:06 PM	#23
Avatar Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Santa Rosa, CA Posts: 2,817	Prove that you're God. Solve my problems right this second.

03-02-2005, 06:36 PM	#25
dogisded Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: fort myers,fl Posts: 17	Gee whiz, you are sure a young god since you were born in 1987. I think some of the other self procaimed gods were better because they are more mature. 18 is kind of young to have so much power, and as a god did you have to get a drivers license?

03-02-2005, 07:22 PM	#26
Bill B Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Scotch Plains, NJ Posts: 647	Oh, come on now! Get serious! You really think God would stoop so low as to post on IIDB? Even God must have some standards. We can stop a scam when we see one! Fess up!

03-02-2005, 08:15 PM	#28
Marching Folly Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: 'Merica Posts: 1,343	God lives near London? I would have never guessed. I thought you were everywhere at once, and timeless and such. How can you just be near London if you are everywhere? And if you're not, you're lying, and God wouldn't lie to us.

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