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melon · 11-13-2003, 04:21 AM

an Ode to rabbits.

rabbits are fools,
they wear no pants

and are made out of wool.
if i see a rabbit ill sue him,
its true.
rabbits are fools.

THE END.

lunachick · 11-13-2003, 04:40 AM

I saw a jolly hunter
With a jolly gun
Walking in the country
In the jolly sun.

In the jolly meadow
Sat a jolly hare.
Saw the jolly hunter.
Took jolly care.

Hunter jolly eager -
Sight of jolly prey.
Forgot gun pointing
Wrong jolly way.

Jolly hunter jolly head
Over heels gone.
Jolly old safety-catch
Not jolly on.

Bang went the jolly gun.
Hunter jolly dead.
Jolly hare got clean away,
Jolly good, I said.

livius drusus · 11-13-2003, 05:18 AM

Elsewhere you say? Okey dokey.

lunachick · 11-13-2003, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by livius drusus
Elsewhere you say? Okey dokey.

Ha! I was wondering how long it would take. Your trigger finger is slow this early morn, livius, and I lost the bet I had with myself over it. Now I owe me $5 for being more than 30 minutes wrong in my prediction.

DarkBronzePlant · 11-14-2003, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lunachick
I saw a jolly hunter
With a jolly gun
Walking in the country
In the jolly sun.

In the jolly meadow
Sat a jolly hare.
Saw the jolly hunter.
Took jolly care.

Hunter jolly eager -
Sight of jolly prey.
Forgot gun pointing
Wrong jolly way.

Jolly hunter jolly head
Over heels gone.
Jolly old safety-catch
Not jolly on.

Bang went the jolly gun.
Hunter jolly dead.
Jolly hare got clean away,
Jolly good, I said.

Ya know, I was kind of hoping for a line at the end about the hunter's "jolly jelly head" or something like that.

Cynical-Chick · 11-14-2003, 07:22 PM

Melon is a "regular" at another board of mine. He only posts occasionally; even then, it's only to post some inane poem. Funny, but inane.

He doesn't reply to other threads or anything. Even his own poems.

Just a warning.

The Naked Mage · 11-16-2003, 12:17 PM

That poem was funny, Cynical?

11-13-2003, 04:21 AM	#1
melon Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: fish nation Posts: 14	Hats are Fashionable an Ode to rabbits. rabbits are fools, they wear no pants and are made out of wool. if i see a rabbit ill sue him, its true. rabbits are fools. THE END.

11-14-2003, 07:22 PM	#6
Cynical-Chick Contributor Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,424	An explanation Melon is a "regular" at another board of mine. He only posts occasionally; even then, it's only to post some inane poem. Funny, but inane. He doesn't reply to other threads or anything. Even his own poems. Just a warning.

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11-13-2003, 04:40 AM	#2
lunachick Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NZ Posts: 7,895	I saw a jolly hunter With a jolly gun Walking in the country In the jolly sun. In the jolly meadow Sat a jolly hare. Saw the jolly hunter. Took jolly care. Hunter jolly eager - Sight of jolly prey. Forgot gun pointing Wrong jolly way. Jolly hunter jolly head Over heels gone. Jolly old safety-catch Not jolly on. Bang went the jolly gun. Hunter jolly dead. Jolly hare got clean away, Jolly good, I said.

11-13-2003, 05:18 AM	#3
livius drusus Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Selva Oscura Posts: 4,120	Elsewhere you say? Okey dokey.

11-16-2003, 12:17 PM	#7
The Naked Mage Veteran Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: The Execution State, USA Posts: 5,031	That poem was funny, Cynical?

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