Originally Posted by Space Chef

I had some coffee ice cream so I have the energy to answer.

1. Oh yes. Thankfully my mom takes care of the cleaning mostly.
2. Mom and dad do all that.
3. See #2.
4. Ironing is for pussies and snobs.
5. Hmmm, contact me in 50 years and ask me this. Or ask an old lazy asshole.

Whoa, that exhausted me. Need a nap.