SkepticJ

This wasn't intended as a joke but is. The perfect place to marry your blow-up doll girlfriend. :rolling:

Agnostic Theist

You could deflate it even quicker if you bring a dog to the wedding (and no, you people marrying a lass from Stoke or Goole, I don't mean your wife) :devil3:

Mind you, if you put it up in Goole they'd probably burn you for witchcraft. Of course, they'd have to discover fire first...

Heurismus

Inflata what?

'But by far the weirdest tale I stumbled upon was a news report, purportedly from Associated Press, about a Little Rock, Arkansaw, woman who was killed after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident described as “a mistaken rapture�? by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus. “She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the sun roof and jumped out the car," said Everett Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. “I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped.�? “She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was about lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was on his way to a toga costume party when the tarpaulin covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said , "Come back here," just as the Williams' car passed him. When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied “This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen.�?

Good article from the Freethinker;

http://www.freethinker.co.uk/index.p...tid=4&Itemid=3

getconfzd

This is hilarious. I would love for this story to be true, but it's indeed an urban myth. See Leaf of Faith.

Heurismus

You are not slow! Hiya and welcome. These spoofs are brilliant, but this one in particular because I fell for it when it was first published over here and I was spreading it about like wildfire. Ah well, if only the crapture were true.

getconfzd

"Crapture." Good one. :rolling: Thanks for the welcome.