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Old 09-08-2011, 02:22 PM   #391
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* Was crucified 1:13,23, 2:2, 2:8
Wow.
The issue is whether he was crucifed on earth, or in a heavenly dimension.

But to TedM it seems that there is ONLY ONE possibility - being crucified on earth. Instead of arguing something like :
"well, I claim Jesus was crucified on earth physically, (and not crucified in some heavenly plane) because of fact X, argument B, scripture C."
No, TedM's argument for being crucified on earth is merely :
* [He] was crucified 1:13,23, 2:2, 2:8

Simply put, TedM directly equates the two :
* being crucified
is directly EQUAL TO :
* being crucified on earth
This is a common argument from HJers - as if eathly actions cannot take place in heaven, (or myth, or fiction. The point being - it's NOT necessarily on earth.)

90% of TedM's list amounts to the same things - he mentions things (blood, flesh, death, crucifixions) that occur on earth, and simply ignores the possibility of them happening in heaven.
Then because he fundamentally believes these things can ONLY happen on earth, he simply presents these things as if they ARE, ipso facto, evidence for them happening on earth.
It's just nonsense.

All sorts of heavenly actions and things occur in heaven, or in some mythical realm. And there ARE hints that crucifixion was among them.


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Guys, have a nice weekend. I'm going to have to ease back on how much time I'm spending online, and on this issue alone. It's frighteningly addictive, and my wife and kids are starting to give me serious gip, and my work is suffering. :]

I'll try to respond to any posts, if anyone addresses me, on A of I 9, or anything.

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Old 09-08-2011, 02:36 PM   #393
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* Is associated with a cross 1:17,18
So?
Hercules is associated with a wooden club.
Harry Potter is associated with a wand.
Osiris is associated with a coffin.


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* Was crucified according to the flesh by rulers (almost for certain speaking about men) of Paul's age (time) 2:8,
Or speaking about Powers in the Air or some heavenly plane - the Archonte.


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* His death was a "paschal lamb" sacrifice, implying that it happened during Passover Celebration. 5:7
So WHAT ?
Osiris died during a Egytpian festival.
Harry Potter died during a crisis.
This is so bad it should score MINUS ONE.


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* He expressly forbid divorce. (if Lord applies to him) 7:10
Wow.
Jesus EXPRESSLY said so, definitely, for sure!
(well, um, that is - IF it was actually Jesus, heh.)
Another bad one.


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* He had brothers 9:5
So?
Osiris had a brother.
Ron Weasly had brothers.
Sherlock Holmes had a brother.
Again this fundamental mistake - human qualitys are often found in fictional or divine figures - so what?

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* He commanded that "preachers" should be paid for their preaching. (if Lord applies) 9:14
IF again!
And IF it wasn't Jesus - then it's worthless.

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* He initiated the Lord's supper and referred to the bread and the cup, in the same way as presented in the gospels This is my body which is broken for you.etc. 11:23
JESUS initiated it?
That's just assuming your conclusion.
We are asking for evidence THAT he initiated it.
What we actually have is PAUL making claims of something he 'received'.


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* Jesus was betrayed on the night of the Lord's Supper. 11:23
Jesus was handed over actually.
Anyway -
Osiris was betrayed during a feast.
Harry Potter was betrayed after supper.



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* He had a body with blood 11:24,27
So did Osiris, Hercules, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Attis....
This same old error we get almost every time.


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* Jesus was buried. 15:4
So was Osiris and Hercules and Sherlock Holmes and Dumbledore.


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* He was a man 15:20-21, 15:45, 47,47,49
So was Adam, Osiris, Gilgamesh, Jason etc.


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* He died. 5 additional verses
*Yawn*
Attis, Noah, Hercules, Iasion, Sherlock Holmes, Dumbledore....
They are all dead, just as dead as last post.


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Old 09-08-2011, 02:41 PM   #394
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* He suffered 1:5
So?
Iasion suffered, so did Attis and Osiris.


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* He was sinless 5:21
Um - that's evidence for being a historical human?
That's totally backwards!
That marks him as a divine entity.
That's a MINUS ONE.


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* He became poor 8:9
So?
Harry Potter became poor.
So did Hercules.
Same old problem...


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* He was meek and gentle 10:1
So?
Harry Potter was meek and gentle.
Hercules was violent.
Sherlock Holmes was studious.


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* He was crucified. 13:4
So?
Attis was castrated.
Sherlock Holmes fell from a cliff (and then resurrected later!)


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* He died. 3 additional verses
*yawn*....
Attis, Osiris, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmeszzzzzz......


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Old 09-08-2011, 02:50 PM   #395
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* He had a brother named James, who later became a pillar in the early church. (if Lord applies to him) 1:19
IF.
There is a phrase 'Lord's Brother' which MAY be a historical reference.
That's ONE more maybe for you.


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* He was crucified 2:20, 3:1
Attis, Osiris, Harry ...


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* He died 2:21
Attis, Osiris, Sherlock, Harry, Iasion....


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* He fulfilled the OT curse of those hung on a tree 3:13
Odin hung on a tree - he did for NINE days - 3 times better (well, more like 5-6 times really, but who's counting? not Christians ;-)


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* He was born in human fashion of a woman 4:4
Funny how everyone has their own favourite translation of 'kata sarka' - and it always seems to bend over to THEIR point of view - funny that :-)

Yes - here is ONE more MAYBE for you Ted.
But I have to ask - WHO is the woman, Ted?
Are there any woman discussed nearby?
Is Mary ?


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* He was a Jew 4:4
So were Adam, and Job, and Moses and Joshua and many more who certainly or probably never existed either.

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* He referred to God as his Father using the term "abba". 4:6
Wow!
Because we all know that fictional or spiritual or mythical or legendary beings can NEVER SAY ANYTHING, right Ted ?

And calling God his 'father' is surely a sign of being a historical being, right ted?

Honestly - this is so BAD it's another MINUS ONE.

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* Is associated with a cross 5:11, 6:12,14
Attis : tree
Hercules : club
Harry : wand
Sherlock : violin
Osiris : coffin


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Old 09-08-2011, 02:54 PM   #396
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Gday,

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* He was in figure as a man, in human form 2:7,8
Attis, Osiris, Hercules, Harry, Sherlock .. heck every fictional or legendary person EVER fits this one !


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* He humbled himself 2:8
Because no legendary figure EVER did that !

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* He was obedient 2:8
Oh yes - ONLY historical figures can be obedient.


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* He died on a cross 2:8
*yawn*....
Attis, Osiriszzzzzzz


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* He suffered 3:10
Attiszzzzz....

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* He died 3:10
Attis, Osiris, Harry, Iasion ...


They are nearly all repeats by now.


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* Jewish authorities were responsible for Jesus' death. 2:15
Sure - there's a MAYBE - and maybe an interpolation.

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* He taught about the end-time. (if Lord applies to him) 4:15
IF.
Anyway - giving teachings is exactly what divine beings DO.


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* He died. 3 additional verses
Attis, Osiris, Iasion...

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* His blood associated with the cross 1:20
Hercules = club
Attis = tree
Harry = wand
Sherlock = violin


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* His body of flesh died 1:22
Definitely a MAYBE for you.


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* In his body dwells deity 2:9
Wow.
The OPPOSITE of historical - that's MINUS ONE.


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* Nailing associated with the cross 2:14
Attis' cut was associated with a tree.

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* He died. 2 additional references
*yawn*
Attis, Osiris, Iasion ....


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In addition, there are numerous references to Jesus as having been raised from the dead thoughout all of Paul's epistles..
Riiight.
Because being 'raised from the dead' is a sure sign of a historical person right ?


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Just thought I'd double check something which was niggling the back of my mind after I left this evening.

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Arch also has to be a little more careful in his reading, whether of me or the texts. The Ascension of Isaiah description of a crucifixion in the firmament is contained in chapter 9, not 7.

"I was stating that as crucifixion in general could take place on earth, it could also take place in the heavens (a principle stated in the Ascension of Isaiah 7), not that every individual crucifixion did."
http://www.jesuspuzzle.humanists.net...esDonJNGNM.htm


Earl, do you not even read your own articles? Sheesh.

And as for the regurgitated balderdash about me 'swearing up and down' that I have read your stuff when I haven't ........Who the fuck do you think you are, chum, repeatedly implying (incorrectly) that another poster is a liar? Wanna try reading properly next time? Did I say I'd read ALL your stuff? Did I say I'd read ALL of anybody's stuff? More to the point, I've shown an open willingness to read more of your stuff since joining this thread, and unbelievably, you're STILL cranking on about it (in fact, I believe you actually started by saying that I had actually refused to read your material, before I even said anything, which was triple weird) along with all that other presumptious quack mind-reading of other peoples' supposed motives.

And one more thing. Someday, consider getting your own story straight about whether you're not avoiding peer review, or whether you are, because you've said both.
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Everyone. Please cool it with the personal remarks. Thank you
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The tooth fairy
Fair enough. Doesn't have much bio. I'll give you that. But comes down to earth.
As did the docetic Jesus

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I don't know what you are referencing here. There are some issues where NT scholars do not in fact make reasoned thorough analyses, and others where they do. It has something to do with confessional or political biases. But you need to be specific.
Well, for example, E.D. thinks they won't touch him with a barge pole for some reason, which I thought sounded like saying tha it was because they didn't want to address non-HJ theories. And I was wondering if this was fair, and whether it was fair to suggest that they wouldn't address other non-historicists, with a barge pole.
I've been following this issue for a long time now, and Earl is correct. The mainstream of NT studies is reluctant to touch mythicism.
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