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chestercopperpot · 03-04-2005, 06:39 PM

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Republican media adviser R. Gregory Stevens died in a guest room at the home of longtime friend and actress Carrie Fisher.

I apologize, I have a very dark sense of humor, but the title of this thread was my first thought after I read this story. Rebel Scum. :Cheeky: The Jedi-Mind trick must not have worked, so she had to kill him. Maybe Bush will blow her planet up now.

This story does seem a little unusual, though.

mountain_hare · 03-04-2005, 06:42 PM

One of Darth Bush's military advisors, who is losing faith in Bush:
"Any attack made by the Iraqi insurgents against us would be a
useless gesture, no matter what primitive tactics they use against us. Our military machine is supreme!"

Darth Bush:
"Don't be too proud of our military machine. The ability to bomb a country into oblivion is nothing compared to the power of God to wipe these brown skinned terrorists from the face of the Earth."

Darth Bush's Advisor:
"Don't try to frighten us with your religious ways, Bush.
Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure
up the supposed Weapons of Mass Destruction, or given you clairvoyance enough to find Osama Bin Laden."

Darth Bush:
"I find your lack of faith... disturbing".

:devil3:

Naruto · 03-04-2005, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mountain_hare

One of Darth Bush's military advisors, who is losing faith in Bush:
"Any attack made by the Iraqi insurgents against us would be a
useless gesture, no matter what primitive tactics they use against us. Our military machine is supreme!"

Darth Bush:
"Don't be too proud of our military machine. The ability to bomb a country into oblivion is nothing compared to the power of God to wipe these brown skinned terrorists from the face of the Earth."

Darth Bush's Advisor:
"Don't try to frighten us with your religious ways, Bush.
Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure
up the supposed Weapons of Mass Destruction, or given you clairvoyance enough to find Osama Bin Laden."

Darth Bush:
"I find your lack of faith... disturbing".

:devil3:

:rolling: :notworthy

AntiGodJihad · 03-04-2005, 07:31 PM

mountain_hare, LOL.

AH HA HA HA!!! :rolling: LMAO.

ohwilleke · 03-04-2005, 07:51 PM

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An autopsy failed to immediately determine the cause of death. Foul play was not suspected, David Campbell of the Los Angeles County Coroner's Office said Friday.

This is quite unusual. The guy was 42 years old. And, the Los Angeles County Coroner's Office is not some amateur operation, but couldn't provide a cause of death even after it did an autopsy.

Starshark · 03-04-2005, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by chestercopperpot

Princess Leia force-chokes GOP advisor

I apologize, I have a very dark sense of humor, but the title of this thread was my first thought after I read this story. Rebel Scum. :Cheeky: The Jedi-Mind trick must not have worked, so she had to kill him. Maybe Bush will blow her planet up now.

This story does seem a little unusual, though.

I'll say. I thought force-choking was a Sith power. Surely Leia is a Jedi through and through? Even if she has been known to soul-kiss her brother...

Cynical-Chick · 03-04-2005, 11:00 PM

Mountain hare wins at life.

And no, you can do pretty much anything with the force, including all kinds of manipulations. </geek>

mountain_hare · 03-04-2005, 11:08 PM

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And no, you can do pretty much anything with the force, including all kinds of manipulations.

Including Force Lightning!
In case anyone wants an example of this force power, watch Return of the Jedi. The Emperor uses Force Lightning on Luke Skywalker, who proceeds to squeal like a little girl.

Hmph, wish I had that power when I was in high school. :devil1:

Jayjay · 03-05-2005, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by mountain_hare

Including Force Lightning!
In case anyone wants an example of this force power, watch Return of the Jedi. The Emperor uses Force Lightning on Luke Skywalker, who proceeds to squeal like a little girl.

Hmph, wish I had that power when I was in high school. :devil1:

The power to squeel like a little girl?

Interloper · 03-05-2005, 05:39 AM

These aren't the droids you are looking for..

:Cheeky:

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03-04-2005, 06:42 PM	#2
mountain_hare Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 703	One of Darth Bush's military advisors, who is losing faith in Bush: "Any attack made by the Iraqi insurgents against us would be a useless gesture, no matter what primitive tactics they use against us. Our military machine is supreme!" Darth Bush: "Don't be too proud of our military machine. The ability to bomb a country into oblivion is nothing compared to the power of God to wipe these brown skinned terrorists from the face of the Earth." Darth Bush's Advisor: "Don't try to frighten us with your religious ways, Bush. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the supposed Weapons of Mass Destruction, or given you clairvoyance enough to find Osama Bin Laden." Darth Bush: "I find your lack of faith... disturbing". :devil3:

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AntiGodJihad Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In So Cal Posts: 103	mountain_hare, LOL. AH HA HA HA!!! :rolling: LMAO.

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Cynical-Chick Contributor Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,424	Mountain hare wins at life. And no, you can do pretty much anything with the force, including all kinds of manipulations. </geek>

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