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IamMoose · 04-07-2005, 02:02 AM

Any men reading this stop now, or you'll wake up tomorrow and your penis will have shrunk to two inches long!

Hmmm, well we'll know judging by the males who post here which of them ALREADY has a two inch penis then, I suppose

Okay laydeez, bring your favourite movie, a bottle or four of something white and fizzy, a box of chocs and the number for the local pizza house!

MonCapitan2002 · 04-07-2005, 02:05 AM

Since this thread is only for the ladies, I will refrain from participating in this thread.

IamMoose · 04-07-2005, 02:07 AM

Two inches!

Yes do get back to your own thread, there's a good chap.

Any laydeez online right now?

Dean Anderson · 04-07-2005, 02:10 AM

Cool - I get an extra inch and a half..

IamMoose · 04-07-2005, 02:13 AM

Well i knew there'd be at least ONE for whom it would be a Good Thing

Wendraich · 04-07-2005, 02:23 AM

Well I am female... Lady? No, not in the least.

post tenebras lux · 04-07-2005, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamMoose

Any men reading this stop now, or you'll wake up tomorrow and your penis will have shrunk to two inches long!

Dear Moosie, you really should try and learn more about the anatomy of the male of the species. It is quite common for the penis to 'shrink' to two inches - or whatever size you wish to try and ridicule - when flacid.

Or, perhaps, you knew that, and meant your comment as a blessing, in which case why not be direct and just say 'will wake up tomorrow without a bone-on'. That way, they'll be happy, cos they don't have the need, and you lot will be happy, cos you don't have the early morning horny harrassment when all you want is much more beauty sleep (and I'll make no comment about your overwhelming need for such treatment

).

Luxie

IamMoose · 04-07-2005, 02:31 AM

Ahem

. I was talking two inches WITH the full Morning Glory

Wendraich · 04-07-2005, 02:41 AM

"early morning horny harrassment" is THE best kind of harrassment. Well except that harrassment from a dinner party host for you to have another piece of tiramisu.

IamMoose · 04-07-2005, 02:52 AM

/me does not like early morning harrassment frankly .. is not a morning person in any sense of the word

04-07-2005, 02:02 AM	#1
IamMoose Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: On the fringes of the Lake District, UK Posts: 9,528	Ladies only thread Any men reading this stop now, or you'll wake up tomorrow and your penis will have shrunk to two inches long! Hmmm, well we'll know judging by the males who post here which of them ALREADY has a two inch penis then, I suppose Okay laydeez, bring your favourite movie, a bottle or four of something white and fizzy, a box of chocs and the number for the local pizza house!

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04-07-2005, 02:05 AM	#2
MonCapitan2002 Contributor Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: --- Posts: 10,496	Since this thread is only for the ladies, I will refrain from participating in this thread.

04-07-2005, 02:07 AM	#3
IamMoose Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: On the fringes of the Lake District, UK Posts: 9,528	Two inches! Yes do get back to your own thread, there's a good chap. Any laydeez online right now?

04-07-2005, 02:10 AM	#4
Dean Anderson Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 6,947	Cool - I get an extra inch and a half..

04-07-2005, 02:13 AM	#5
IamMoose Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: On the fringes of the Lake District, UK Posts: 9,528	Well i knew there'd be at least ONE for whom it would be a Good Thing

04-07-2005, 02:23 AM	#6
Wendraich Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,095	Well I am female... Lady? No, not in the least.

04-07-2005, 02:31 AM	#8
IamMoose Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: On the fringes of the Lake District, UK Posts: 9,528	Ahem . I was talking two inches WITH the full Morning Glory

04-07-2005, 02:41 AM	#9
Wendraich Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,095	"early morning horny harrassment" is THE best kind of harrassment. Well except that harrassment from a dinner party host for you to have another piece of tiramisu.

04-07-2005, 02:52 AM	#10
IamMoose Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: On the fringes of the Lake District, UK Posts: 9,528	/me does not like early morning harrassment frankly .. is not a morning person in any sense of the word

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