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anvils hammer · 03-02-2005, 12:59 PM

good news Christians, you were right all along, there is a single Chrsitian God.
I am that God.

Xians, unless you can proove that i am not your god, you are duty bound to obey my instructions, however, i will give you a few days to proove i am not your god before posting any commands. after all im omnibenovalent.

seriously people, i am God unless you can proove other wise.
anyone who posts petty arguments like "god would spell better" will be sent stright to hell! :devil1:

atheists, you are welcome to try and prove that i do not exist, but i think it will be more amusing if you let theists try to proove that I am not God.

Dhaeron · 03-02-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by anvils hammer

good news Christians, you were right all along, there is a single Chrsitian God.
I am that God.

Xians, unless you can proove that i am not your god, you are duty bound to obey my instructions, however, i will give you a few days to proove i am not your god before posting any commands. after all im omnibenovalent.

seriously people, i am God unless you can proove other wise.
anyone who posts petty arguments like "god would spell better" will be sent stright to hell! :devil1:

atheists, you are welcome to try and prove that i do not exist, but i think it will be more amusing if you let theists try to proove that I am not God.

I'll prove you aren't god as soon as you've proven you aren't just a figment of my imagination.

anvils hammer · 03-02-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dhaeron

I'll prove you aren't god as soon as you've proven you aren't just a figment of my imagination.

i am the almighty, and thus, i am telling you that i am not a figamant of your imagination, as i am God, and what i say cannot be wrong-
the ONLY way for you to believe i am a figament of your imagination is if you can sucessfully proove that I am not God

Integra96 · 03-02-2005, 01:42 PM

I think I pulled a figament in my leg while laughing at the 1st post.

anvils hammer · 03-02-2005, 01:47 PM

do not laugh at me foolish mortal, for i have the power to summon armys of angels to destroy you, your family, and every sentient being in your city, dont believe me? I've done it before, the bible says so.

MollyMac · 03-02-2005, 01:54 PM

God would spell better.

MollyMac · 03-02-2005, 01:55 PM

So how come I'm not in Hell yet?

See - you're not God!

Integra96 · 03-02-2005, 02:02 PM

Well, he is right. We can't prove that he isn't god. So I guess your obvious point is taken.

What's that bit about preaching to the...? Ah nevermind.

Spherical Time · 03-02-2005, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MollyMac

So how come I'm not in Hell yet?

See - you're not God!

I think he meant when you die he'll send you straight to hell.

Whoa, I must be a prophet, I interpret the words of God for the puny mortals!

THX1138 · 03-02-2005, 02:41 PM

I am a true believer! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!

We praise thee O great Anvils Hammer!

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy
:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

(can I have my heavenly reward now?)

J

03-02-2005, 12:59 PM	#1
anvils hammer Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: near London, UK Posts: 13	I am God!, prove that I'm not good news Christians, you were right all along, there is a single Chrsitian God. I am that God. Xians, unless you can proove that i am not your god, you are duty bound to obey my instructions, however, i will give you a few days to proove i am not your god before posting any commands. after all im omnibenovalent. seriously people, i am God unless you can proove other wise. anyone who posts petty arguments like "god would spell better" will be sent stright to hell! :devil1: atheists, you are welcome to try and prove that i do not exist, but i think it will be more amusing if you let theists try to proove that I am not God.

03-02-2005, 02:41 PM	#10
THX1138 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Lousyana (but I'd rather be in New Zealand!) Posts: 944	Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia !!! I am a true believer! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!! We praise thee O great Anvils Hammer! :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy (can I have my heavenly reward now?) J

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03-02-2005, 01:42 PM	#4
Integra96 Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 482	I think I pulled a figament in my leg while laughing at the 1st post.

03-02-2005, 01:47 PM	#5
anvils hammer Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: near London, UK Posts: 13	do not laugh at me foolish mortal, for i have the power to summon armys of angels to destroy you, your family, and every sentient being in your city, dont believe me? I've done it before, the bible says so.

03-02-2005, 01:54 PM	#6
MollyMac Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: London, England Posts: 2,125	God would spell better.

03-02-2005, 01:55 PM	#7
MollyMac Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: London, England Posts: 2,125	So how come I'm not in Hell yet? See - you're not God!

03-02-2005, 02:02 PM	#8
Integra96 Regular Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 482	Well, he is right. We can't prove that he isn't god. So I guess your obvious point is taken. What's that bit about preaching to the...? Ah nevermind.

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