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Old 12-12-2004, 01:53 PM   #1
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Lightbulb Virginity for sale

Any takers?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...sPageName=WDVW
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Old 12-12-2004, 05:53 PM   #2
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that kid is brilliant. i wish i had been able to sell my virginity. goddamn that would have been awesome.
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Old 12-12-2004, 06:01 PM   #3
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He would be brilliant if he had any bids, but, whoops.
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Maybe he needs to lower his asking price. With the internet and male virgins, it's a buyer's market.
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Old 12-12-2004, 07:17 PM   #5
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Maybe he needs to lower his asking price. With the internet and male virgins, it's a buyer's market.
Lower it below £2.99?

Man, you're cheap.
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Old 12-12-2004, 08:24 PM   #6
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Lower it below £2.99?

Man, you're cheap.
Naah. Even if I went that way, I've already got a roommate.

And a bottle of chloroform can't cost much more than £2.99.



But look at this, in his questions from readers:

Q: Can a woman do you with a strap-on? answered on: 12-Dec-04
A: No im afraid not.


Way to knock yourself out of the strap-on domme market, dumbass.
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Old 12-12-2004, 10:51 PM   #7
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I wanted to see if there were any other virgins on ebay and I got this

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...542576707&rd=1

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Just a few days before the arrival of the year 2000 I spotted something amazing - the image of the Virgin Mary on a frozen puddle on a country track. This is a 100% genuine photograph and I've waited 5 years to reveal it to the world. .....This image could well show what was indeed 'The Second Coming' on that cold day in Perthshire,in the few days leading into The New Millenium......
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Old 12-12-2004, 10:54 PM   #8
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Default Here we go, but this virgin only wants a date

This one is so funny it is sad, but its a steal at 1 whatever the english use for cents.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...542517975&rd=1
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Old 12-12-2004, 10:55 PM   #9
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It's even funnier that he crossed out a large part of the photo. What a ph4ke.
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Old 12-13-2004, 02:54 PM   #10
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And going at only 1/40th of the price of the Virgin Mary® half decayed baked cheese slice!
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