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07-14-2007, 04:12 AM
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Having Sex with A Tree: Morally Correct?
So, my pretties, the questions are before you:
Is having sex with a tree morally correct? What is the cause of the urge to fuck a tree? If knew someone who made love to a tree in the evening would you be horrified? |
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07-14-2007, 04:25 AM
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Only if you don't smoke afterwards, they REALLY hate that.
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07-14-2007, 06:49 AM
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I thought all men considered the knothole to be a viable sexual orifice? :huh:
I don't see why anyone should object... hell, it's not much different than sticking it in a hole in the ground. |
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07-14-2007, 06:54 AM
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splinters?
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07-14-2007, 07:02 AM
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The tree wanted it. We should lower the age of consent to include "plant."
Sorry, I was just reading the Pedophilia thread... |
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07-14-2007, 08:30 AM
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The question is silly. A tree has no mind. It's simply masturbation.
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07-14-2007, 08:51 AM
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I get all the cherry trees.
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07-14-2007, 10:07 AM
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Wouldn't a palm tree be preferable?
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07-14-2007, 10:08 AM
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Hell, I can't even get a date...
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07-14-2007, 03:18 PM
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There's some tree in the south Pacific that has nuts that look rather ass-ish...
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