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shamrockhoax · 07-09-2006, 09:44 PM

In honor of all the comic based poles.

And the special circumstanced include: They just met at dinner, Batman had no idea what he was going to get and decided on the 54 oz if you can eat it it is free special. Allegedly, Batman almost turned him down but Iron Man called him a "chicken". To which bats responded: "no... body... calls... me.... yellow...!!!" You could almost see the three exclamations points at the end of his response. Batman did not have time to prepare by emptying his bowels, purging his stomach, or doing yoga.

Picture comes from: http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc073.gif Perhaps the best webcomic ever.

sentinel00 · 07-09-2006, 10:00 PM

How long does he have to prepare for the steak?

atonal chaotic · 07-10-2006, 08:31 AM

Batman's a wussy steakeater- he orders well done.*

*see Kingdom Come

Tom Sawyer · 07-10-2006, 08:35 AM

Batman would just use his handy BatKnife(tm) to slice open his stomach and pull out the pieces of steak as he eats them, so he wouldn't get full. This is because he is both tough and bat-shit crazy.

Once finished, he would use the gristle from the steak to sew himself up.

Then he'd go and kick Iron Man's ass.

View Poll Results: Batman vs The Steak
Batman	4	30.77%
The Steak	3	23.08%
Heart Attack	2	15.38%
Iron Man(laced the steak with anti-bat spray)	4	30.77%
Voters: 13. This poll is closed

07-09-2006, 09:44 PM	#1
shamrockhoax Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 410	Batman vs The Steak -- Picture for effect (SFW) In honor of all the comic based poles. And the special circumstanced include: They just met at dinner, Batman had no idea what he was going to get and decided on the 54 oz if you can eat it it is free special. Allegedly, Batman almost turned him down but Iron Man called him a "chicken". To which bats responded: "no... body... calls... me.... yellow...!!!" You could almost see the three exclamations points at the end of his response. Batman did not have time to prepare by emptying his bowels, purging his stomach, or doing yoga. Picture comes from: http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc073.gif Perhaps the best webcomic ever.

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07-09-2006, 10:00 PM	#2
sentinel00 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Mayor of Terminus Posts: 7,616	How long does he have to prepare for the steak?

07-10-2006, 08:31 AM	#3
atonal chaotic Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: West America (Utah, SLC) Posts: 2,174	Batman's a wussy steakeater- he orders well done.* *see Kingdom Come

07-10-2006, 08:35 AM	#4
Tom Sawyer Talk Freethought Staff Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Toronto, eh Posts: 42,293	Batman would just use his handy BatKnife(tm) to slice open his stomach and pull out the pieces of steak as he eats them, so he wouldn't get full. This is because he is both tough and bat-shit crazy. Once finished, he would use the gristle from the steak to sew himself up. Then he'd go and kick Iron Man's ass.

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