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Old 11-28-2004, 01:01 PM   #1
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What came before Santa Claus?
The creation of the solar system.

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How much does Santa Claus weigh?
He fluctuates between 200 and 350.

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Why did Santa Claus not have any children?
He does. Mrs. Claus lays 3000 eggs a year which turn into elves.

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Is Santa Claus still alive?
Yes, as long as we keep believing in him!

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Where is he buried?
In the North Pole, under a mountain of pizza boxes.
He is trying to bulk up.
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Old 11-28-2004, 01:03 PM   #2
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The creation of the solar system.



He fluctuates between 200 and 350.



He does. Mrs. Claus lays 3000 eggs a year which turn into elves.



Yes, as long as we keep believing in him!



In the North Pole, under a mountain of pizza boxes.
He is trying to bulk up.
:rolling: :thumbs:
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Old 11-28-2004, 06:46 PM   #3
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He fluctuates between 200 and 350.

a 200P Stanta must be a Stanta on diet.


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He does. Mrs. Claus lays 3000 eggs a year which turn into elves.
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3000??!! Then where were those elves going or what did they do?

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Yes, as long as we keep believing in him!
Aye. Right.
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Old 11-28-2004, 07:33 PM   #4
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