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freemonkey · 12-31-2004, 07:07 PM

I chose 3) Other. As in NEITHER.

Aimee · 01-01-2005, 04:44 AM

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an anus on the palm of my hand would be preferable

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

Well, those are some pretty darned unappealing options, I must say, unless "other" happens to be a genuine wild card, in which case I choose to be gifted with vast wealth.

I suppose if I were forced to choose between the first two options, I'd have to go with the forehead anus. For one thing, even if I could manage to gag it down once (which is highly doubtful) I don't think I could face a shit-cicle every day. And I'm thinking I could probably make a fortune in the porn bizness with that forehead anus thing.

MonCapitan2002 · 01-01-2005, 08:51 AM

If we choose a forehead anus, where would our brain be? In our buts? Having a fully functional anus on the forehead would require that it take up a significant portion of the space the brain occupies. Or is there some kind wormhole that fransport our shit from the colon to the new anus?

MrFrosty · 01-01-2005, 11:19 AM

I can't believe my profile pic thread was sent down to ~E~ and a thread about choosing between an anus hand and eating shit wasn't.

Fuck this, I'm calling the EAC Union, biatches.

MonCapitan2002 · 01-01-2005, 11:50 AM

Are you jealous? There is no need to be. Besides the question of choosing to have an asshole on your forehead or eating a shit-cicle is a deeply profound one that will be debated millenia hence.

Stiletto One · 01-01-2005, 12:17 PM

Asshat. What kind of shit poll is this?

MonCapitan2002 · 01-01-2005, 12:45 PM

I dunno. I'd like to know myself. What kind of thought processes generated this question? Another good question would be why he thought it was a question worth making a topic over.

epepke · 01-01-2005, 12:54 PM

An alarming number of people behave exactly as if they had a working anus on their foreheads.

Ramen · 01-01-2005, 08:58 PM

Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma, what a big anus you have on your forehead.

Wolf: The better to explode a fart into your face, my dear.

Nanook · 01-01-2005, 11:35 PM

That would make for easier wiping and significantly less klingons!

p.s. note that I am severely intoxicated and may not agree to this tomorrow if the ass police show up to move my anus!

01-01-2005, 11:35 PM	#20
Nanook Regular Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The North Posts: 400	For christ sake I'll take two! That would make for easier wiping and significantly less klingons! p.s. note that I am severely intoxicated and may not agree to this tomorrow if the ass police show up to move my anus!

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12-31-2004, 07:07 PM	#11
freemonkey Veteran Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: hell if I know Posts: 2,306	I chose 3) Other. As in NEITHER.

01-01-2005, 08:51 AM	#13
MonCapitan2002 Contributor Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: --- Posts: 10,496	If we choose a forehead anus, where would our brain be? In our buts? Having a fully functional anus on the forehead would require that it take up a significant portion of the space the brain occupies. Or is there some kind wormhole that fransport our shit from the colon to the new anus?

01-01-2005, 11:19 AM	#14
MrFrosty Moderator - Miscellaneous Discussions Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Shenzhen, S.E. China (UK ex-pat) Posts: 14,249	I can't believe my profile pic thread was sent down to ~E~ and a thread about choosing between an anus hand and eating shit wasn't. Fuck this, I'm calling the EAC Union, biatches.

01-01-2005, 11:50 AM	#15
MonCapitan2002 Contributor Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: --- Posts: 10,496	Are you jealous? There is no need to be. Besides the question of choosing to have an asshole on your forehead or eating a shit-cicle is a deeply profound one that will be debated millenia hence.

01-01-2005, 12:17 PM	#16
Stiletto One Beloved Deceased Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 7,150	Asshat. What kind of shit poll is this?

01-01-2005, 12:45 PM	#17
MonCapitan2002 Contributor Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: --- Posts: 10,496	I dunno. I'd like to know myself. What kind of thought processes generated this question? Another good question would be why he thought it was a question worth making a topic over.

01-01-2005, 12:54 PM	#18
epepke Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Anywhere but Colorado, including non-profits Posts: 8,787	An alarming number of people behave exactly as if they had a working anus on their foreheads.

01-01-2005, 08:58 PM	#19
Ramen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Uppa U.S. Posts: 1,153	Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma, what a big anus you have on your forehead. Wolf: The better to explode a fart into your face, my dear.

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