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Clubbing advice needed
Heyas... tonight I'm going out clubbing w/ some friends for the first time. The problem is, I don't have a clue of what to wear. (I'm a guy)
Are khakis and a polo acceptable? Should I go dressier? Thanks in advance. |
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09-03-2004, 04:01 PM
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How hip is this club? I would go with dark slacks and a long sleeved button down shirt over khakis and a polo unless it's fairly casual.
<I was once a club kid, now I am like an ole lady  >
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09-03-2004, 04:08 PM
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Loose, collar shirt....jeans....shoes.... that's it. Clubs are great cos my twin brother gets IDed and I don't :devil3: And we're identical! WTF is up with that?! And why do fat bastards in superhero costumes always get in?! And why is it always the smallest guy who picks a fight, when he's pissed?! Why not when he's big...and sober 'Hey, I just had 10 coffees and I've spent a year in the gym. I've taken steroids and I just solved the crossword in the paper. Who wants some?!' No, pick a fight when you can;t see. I mean, the other guy won't stop swaying, he must be an easy target! 
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09-03-2004, 04:11 PM
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09-03-2004, 04:26 PM
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09-03-2004, 04:34 PM
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Trainers are tennis shoes.
If it says GQ/Upscale then go for the dark slacks and dress shoes and a buttoned long sleeve shirt...make sure it doesn't have a buttoned down collar though. |
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09-03-2004, 04:50 PM
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Well, the first thing you want to do is get a club with good heft, but not so heavy that you can't swing it repeatedly without your arm getting tired. Some of the high-tech saps aren't bad, but to me nothing beats the feel of an old-fashioned wood headknocker.
Then you want to be sure to aim for the right portion of your opponents' anatomies, such as the . . . Wait, you don't mean that kind of clubbing? Never mind. Roseann Roseannadanna AKA Mediancat |
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09-03-2004, 05:12 PM
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(I guess that's where the club comes in handy.) |
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09-03-2004, 05:21 PM
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Thanks for all your help, headed off now. Even yours, Mediancat... i'm worried about being mobbed by the ladies, your advice will come quite in handy
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09-03-2004, 05:24 PM
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