disgracian

this idea has already been explored.

Matrioshka_Brain

Reminds me of some quote from early in "The Matrix" ; "...You're my savior man, my own personal Jesus Christ," as well as Star Wars Episode II.

Not to mention, if different denominations had their own Yeshua clones, you'd have to listen to them bicker amungst themselves "my Jebus has a bigger dick than yours," or "only we have the one true Jesus(tm)."

It would also be quite a suprise to many people (Jesus being Aribic); barring one Popular Mechanics article, and a few arcehological tidbits, all the "Jesuses" I've seen where caucaisan. Socio-cultural-political ramifications?

MachineGod

Heh, you forget that the Christian religion believes that the first missiah to return will be a fake one. One who claims to be the missiah (satan the anti-christ).

Roland98

Yep, off to ~E~.

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Cynical-Chick

Sololmon solution!

This has been covered.

MrFrosty

This thread is pretty fucked up. Even for ~E~.
N1, guys and gals.

McGargoyle

Oh, that's easy: plastic surgery before he is released from the lab...

Matrioshka_Brain

You'd also have to factor in the telemorine (or whatever it's called - those thinges on the end of genes, or something) length, and age.

Yeshua was about 30 when he died, maybe, or something like that, supposedly, so that would cut off thirty years from any clone's life that didn't die soon after birth.

Then you'd have to factor in any possible solar radiation damage (possible exposure to sunlight).

Any Jebus clone is going to be left a fucked up biological (cellular level) thrity year old upon birth.

Maybe they could all sue and collectively bankrupt all these megachurches and the Vatican?

These kids could be starting out life as the arabic version of the later Michal Jackson!

Adora

Then you better sue the author of "Honk if You're Jesus".

Paradox

Disgracian: :notworthy ROFL! I almost soiled myself when I saw that joke.

In addition to all the other references, there's an entire trilogy of novels by James BeauSeigneur called... "The Christ Clone Trilogy" in which the anti-christ is cloned from the shroud.

OMG... You must be a prophet!