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Jayco · 07-23-2007, 02:37 PM

If you could nominate anyone to be God, who would you nominate and why?

I elect Maynard James Keenan for God and Papa Bear for Satan.

WWJD4aKlondikeBar · 07-23-2007, 04:04 PM

I'd go with George Carlin. After that "Catholocism...WOW!!" campaign, I'm pretty sure that he's the man for the job.

nightwyrm · 07-23-2007, 04:07 PM

James Earl Jones. Vader's voice coming from the heavens would be totally awesome.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"Jesus, I am your Father."

Jazz June · 07-23-2007, 04:12 PM

Bill Hicks, because everything he ever spoke was the truth and the world would be much better if he was our god.

tracer · 07-23-2007, 06:54 PM

Me.

Omnipotence and omniscience and immortality all sound like fun.

Chaon · 07-23-2007, 07:49 PM

Henry Rollins

hurtinbuckaroo · 07-23-2007, 07:51 PM

George Burns did a fine job; no need for a replacement.

Pavlov's Dog · 07-23-2007, 08:01 PM

Me, because I don't trust anybody else.

zonmoy · 07-23-2007, 09:05 PM

For god I would find the person who if given the power and responsibility would refuse to have it and refuse to use it. He or she would make no rules and pretty much do nothing so they wont cause any harm.

for the devil I would put any authoritarian person in that position. because somebody who likes to control people would make a great devil.

Aimee · 07-23-2007, 11:37 PM

Me. I've got a list of planned changes a bazillion miles long.

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Jayco Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Crystal Lake, Illinois Posts: 865	Who Would You Want To Be God, And Why? If you could nominate anyone to be God, who would you nominate and why? I elect Maynard James Keenan for God and Papa Bear for Satan.

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07-23-2007, 04:04 PM	#2
WWJD4aKlondikeBar Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 3,076	I'd go with George Carlin. After that "Catholocism...WOW!!" campaign, I'm pretty sure that he's the man for the job.

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nightwyrm Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,083	James Earl Jones. Vader's voice coming from the heavens would be totally awesome. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." "Jesus, I am your Father."

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Jazz June Regular Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 403	Bill Hicks, because everything he ever spoke was the truth and the world would be much better if he was our god.

07-23-2007, 06:54 PM	#5
tracer Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Silicon Valley, Calif., USA Posts: 2,270	Me. Omnipotence and omniscience and immortality all sound like fun.

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Chaon Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Taichung Posts: 16	Henry Rollins

07-23-2007, 07:51 PM	#7
hurtinbuckaroo Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Baltimore Posts: 1,927	George Burns did a fine job; no need for a replacement.

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Pavlov's Dog Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,074	Me, because I don't trust anybody else.

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zonmoy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: eau claire Posts: 530	For god I would find the person who if given the power and responsibility would refuse to have it and refuse to use it. He or she would make no rules and pretty much do nothing so they wont cause any harm. for the devil I would put any authoritarian person in that position. because somebody who likes to control people would make a great devil.

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Aimee Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: west 'burbs of Chicago Posts: 1,093	Me. I've got a list of planned changes a bazillion miles long.

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