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Unbeatable · 03-01-2007, 12:30 AM

Literally, I mean. Not metaphorically. And I'm talking about live babies, not babies which have already been cooked. Anybody ever heard any reports of a human being biting the head off of a baby human? Is there even a point in a baby's development where this is possible (i.e. is the diameter of the head or neck small enough at some point that an adult could conceivably bite through or at least get a good enough grip to tear the head off?)? I would think that if it's physically possible, someone somewhere must've thought to do it at some point, right? I mean, it's so obvious.

premjan · 03-01-2007, 12:48 AM

There was that tiny premature baby recently - I bet I could have bitten through most parts of its body.

Unbeatable · 03-01-2007, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by premjan

There was that tiny premature baby recently - I bet I could have bitten through most parts of its body.

That's good to know. But I take it you haven't heard of a person actually taking it upon themselves to enter this field of endeavor?

premjan · 03-01-2007, 12:57 AM

Well, here's a baby which bit the pastor's thumb off during baptism. And here's some speculation on Bush biting a baby's head off.

placebo messiah · 03-01-2007, 01:01 AM

I bet Steven Tyler could fit a baby head in his mouth

Unbeatable · 03-01-2007, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by placebo messiah

I bet Steven Tyler could fit a baby head in his mouth

But would there be room left for penises?

braces_for_impact · 03-01-2007, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by placebo messiah

I bet Steven Tyler could fit a baby head in his mouth

Or Mick Jagger. Hell, if the two of them ever kissed, when they tried to separate, the vacuum would suck our universe into a black hole.

Arctish · 03-01-2007, 02:45 AM

<MD to ~E~>

spamandham · 03-04-2007, 09:59 PM

Didn't Ozzy bite the head off of a bat? Anyone know if it was a baby bat?

Goathead · 03-05-2007, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Unbeatable

Literally, I mean. Not metaphorically. And I'm talking about live babies, not babies which have already been cooked. Anybody ever heard any reports of a human being biting the head off of a baby human? Is there even a point in a baby's development where this is possible (i.e. is the diameter of the head or neck small enough at some point that an adult could conceivably bite through or at least get a good enough grip to tear the head off?)? I would think that if it's physically possible, someone somewhere must've thought to do it at some point, right? I mean, it's so obvious.

I hear Cheney does this three times a day just to survive.

03-01-2007, 12:30 AM	#1
Unbeatable Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: United States Posts: 4,303	Has any person ever bitten off a baby's head? Literally, I mean. Not metaphorically. And I'm talking about live babies, not babies which have already been cooked. Anybody ever heard any reports of a human being biting the head off of a baby human? Is there even a point in a baby's development where this is possible (i.e. is the diameter of the head or neck small enough at some point that an adult could conceivably bite through or at least get a good enough grip to tear the head off?)? I would think that if it's physically possible, someone somewhere must've thought to do it at some point, right? I mean, it's so obvious.

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03-01-2007, 12:48 AM	#2
premjan Obsessed Contributor Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 61,538	There was that tiny premature baby recently - I bet I could have bitten through most parts of its body.

03-01-2007, 12:57 AM	#4
premjan Obsessed Contributor Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 61,538	Well, here's a baby which bit the pastor's thumb off during baptism. And here's some speculation on Bush biting a baby's head off.

03-01-2007, 01:01 AM	#5
placebo messiah Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Isle of Ajyna Posts: 8,188	I bet Steven Tyler could fit a baby head in his mouth

03-01-2007, 02:45 AM	#8
Arctish Veteran Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Alaska Posts: 4,540	<MD to ~E~>

03-04-2007, 09:59 PM	#9
spamandham Contributor Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 11,525	Didn't Ozzy bite the head off of a bat? Anyone know if it was a baby bat?

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