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Old 12-02-2004, 07:33 PM   #1
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U.S.'s largest Jesus statue

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(Monroe, Ohio) Nov. 26, 2004 - An Ohio church has built what is believed to be the largest statue of Jesus in America.

The Solid Rock church built the giant fiberglass and styrofoam statue to remind people of the real meaning of Christmas.

Thar she blows!!


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Old 12-02-2004, 07:38 PM   #2
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Any Farkers here who can submit it?
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"Help me! I'm melllltiiiiinnnngggggggg!!!!!"
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What is that cross for? Crucifying babies?
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Old 12-02-2004, 09:16 PM   #5
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Any Farkers here who can submit it?
Been done!

Messiah statue, 62 feet tall, surprises Ohio drivers
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What a way to spend $250,000 dollars....
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Old 12-02-2004, 10:32 PM   #7
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Default Drop-Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life



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Song from Bobby Bare Greatest Hits, Bareworks Inc.
Words and music by Paul Craft.
CD, BWCD-040292

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
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warning: quicksand

alternatively make it into a mockup of a "night of the living dead" poster.
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It's white....like a blank canvas....waiting for paint... :devil1:
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Old 12-03-2004, 06:01 AM   #10
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From Martin Mull:

"Let's give Jesus Chris the football, let him even up the score.
Let him run it through the crossbars and be on the cross no more;
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Let him run it through the crossbars
Half of which he's seen before."
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