Derek2012

Ok, ok, I will indent if it makes you happy, ofcourse must not offend. Actually I know why all you women are trying to discredit me with your attack on my literacy, and yes, I might not be the smartest man on the planet, but there again, neither are you! Oh yes I can indent for those of you who cannot read too well, but you're going to have to try harder to get me Ire. And to the person who had turned me in to the administrator, well, I still meant every word of it, nothing's changed. Wish I had time to sit around and drink myself silly like you. ...Just will refrain from making personal attacks on those ignorant personages. Oh, and the name fits you, you look like your name sounds...
Here another "Indention", does this make things all better? "Hmmm? Little baby need a bah bah..?" ...anyways, now that all the Bull_ _ _ _ is out of the way, I will proceed with Part III
You know it's real strange, how all the responses are female? Did I hit on a sore place? Are all you women afraid of losing your grip on men? I'm ashamed to hear the comments made by all you women, you all take it so personally! My my... Ever wonder why women live so much longer than men now days? Well, wonder no longer. They don't do anything that might jeopardize, their grip on trying to outlive their mate. In the end all that matters to a woman is themselves and their offspring. Not that that's wrong and it isn't, it's just that they demand so much of their spouse that it does him harm, physically, mentally and spiritually, this is why he succumbs so early in life. So, be it. All you women, are so funny though... The whole country is going to hell and you are the basic cause of it. That's alright have it your way, and in the end (and that will be soon), you'll all be running around, asking your men, "...What do we do?" "What do we do..?" Just wait and see, you'll all be asking your menfolk "What do we do?" Then when he's unable to fix it (That might be the case this time-I'm speaking of the collapse of our economy and it's coming soon), then what chu' gonna' do? Hmmm? Solve all our problems with your bitching?
Hey, how about another paragraph for all you "Literates"? This looks like a good place for one, actually I did have paragraphs, in my previous talks, just didn't indent... Didn't take the time because I had so much to say, and the (...) thingy's are all designed to show a pause of sorts. (And)So, now you know, I don't really care about whether you want indentations, or not. But, just to pacify the baby in you, I'll give you your "Binky"!
Hey, here we go... I wanta' thank all you men out there for speaking up, "Hey thanks a heap, don't all of you talk at once!", what are you men or mice? I know that I am a man, and I like myself. I'm proud to be a person (Man) against all these "FEMINAZI'S"... I speak the truth and they know it, that's why they're all so upset! They don't wanta' lose control... LOL, move over bitches, there's a new guy in town... One that won't swallow what you dish out... No matter what you say, I'm not thwarted in my goals. You are on the way out women, all you spoiled women, your going to be a relic of the past. I cannot wait til' our economy fails for that fact. Daddy won't be able to buy you a new car. Maybe then, when jobs are really important, that will separate the men from the women, cause' we can do both, the "Brains", as well as the "Brawn"... We will see!
In summation, it's not too late to reach deep within yourselves and ask, 'Sincerely', "...am' I really worth it?" It's not too late! I think you're all funny, you all think you're so adept, and able... YOU, makea' me laugh. I cannot wait til' the end, when Bush is reelected! He'll be our ruin, and he'll suck you down with him. Oh, me too, but at least I can see types like you, writhe and squirm about in agony, because you can't have what you are used to. My dear sweet spoiled women... You're on your way out, and you can't even see it. Even if Bush, doesn't make it in, nothing's gonna' change our destiny. We are on the way to being a third world economy. No more fine cars, no more boozing everyday, no more nothing like it used to be. You know what? "What we really need in this country is, a ...good old fashioned invasion, say the chinese up through Mexico, that would put you bitches in your place! No more spoiled women, who take life for granted! "...Oh, Oh, Whata' we do? Help! Whata' we do..?" You all amaze me, of how well you surpressed the real feminine role in our society, as it should be. Not what it's become, I rest my case! "...Bye Bye, Lardasses!"

Monkeybot

PoodleLovinPessimist

Does that mean you'll stop talking now?

Cynical-Chick

And, yet again:



^ Do this, and I'll read it.

Graeme

This is one of the best things I've read on this forum in quite a while.

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

jess

Actually, you just hit a single carriage return. You didn't indent at all. However, I will admit, it is easier to read now...

I can't argue with you there at all. I am certainly not the smartest man on the planet.

again, you did not indent...
I really see no reason to get you stock.

Well, at least you have the courage to stick to your convictions.

then again, is that liquid courage?

ok, I admit it--- who was it? SciGirl? Queen of Swords?
Your first indention! You must be so pleased, after working so hard on getting one!

That is strange. I guess responses are like outlets?
Only if we're using too much lube.
That may have something to do with sweeping generalizations... nah...
(aside: they don't anymore)
No, because the Great Derek 2012 will now enlighten us! Stick around! After the show, he will be signing autographs and showing the kiddies how he does a trick!
Ah, the too much lube issue again...
We're all tigresses... Get in my way and I may eat you...

You forgot emotionally, financially, musically and doggily...

Thanks, we'll be here all week! Remember to tip your server!
Woo Hoo!!! (as opposed to the 'unbasic' cause?)

at Burger King now!
ow!
I generally don't repeat myself.

Isn't it 'what would Joss Whedon do?' It'll at least make life more interesting...

I don't think that will happen. Not with men like this around...

nah--- call Ghost Busters...
gee thanks. I honestly don't care why you do it, I'm just glad you did.
And the call went out-- and he only heard 'squeak squeak'. (because only the mice are bored enough to listen to this drivel... the II men are just busy... probably in an II lady's grip...)

careful--- I hear that makes you go blind...
No, people rarely do. Especially on icy roads. scares the bejeebers out of me.
But I'm a gourmet cook!
again, good for you in keeping to your convictions!
out the loony bin door into the free world, you mean...
as opposed to a relic of the future...
I have it on ... um... an authority? that it is coming soon--- haven't you heard?
well, he didn't buy me that last one...
as opposed to now?
because, we all know, that's what men really want. Right? IIMen who want to be seperated from women, speak up!<crickets>
Is that like bubble and squeak?
Who's 'Sincerely', and why is she/he/it living deep inside me?
Glad to see there is some value to the II forums.
Nice to know that the total destruction that is coming is nothing compared to your petty gloating about 'our' condition!
ok... that can stand alone. I can't even make sense of it.

Cynical-Chick

jess, are you single and/or into experimenting?

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Now really, that is livius drusus-worthy.

Gurdur

True. The "careful--- I hear that makes you go blind..." line was brilliant.

Really nice scalpel work there, really nice.

xorbie

This one can join it's sister (or should I say brother?) thread in ~e~.

ex-xian

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