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Old 03-24-2006, 03:41 PM   #1
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You know you've been programmed when you try to reprogram yourself.
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You know you've been programmed when the larger you smile the bigger your pay check.
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You know you've been programmed when you see a for sale sign and you rush in to find out what it is on sale.
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You know you've been programmed when you see someone in shabby clothes coming down the street towards you and you immediately erect your prison.
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You know you've been programmed when you think Kent Hovind is a genius.
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You know you've been programmed when you hear the president give a speech and believe he actually said anything at all.
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You know you have been programmed when you think the agenda of the Religious Reich is good for the US.
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You know you've been programmed when something bad happens, you mutter "God help me," and you're an atheist.
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You know you've been programmed when »^yä4CRITICAL ERROR DIVISION BY ZERO ABORD? RETRY? FAIL?
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You know you've been programmed when you are the only one using public trash cans.
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