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EasyTarget · 04-15-2006, 05:29 PM

So, will Tuesday the 18th be Soul Cake Tuesday? *ahem* I mean, all hail Zombie Jesus!

mongrel · 04-15-2006, 05:29 PM

I think Zombie Jebus hates me. He gave me the flu on Dead Jew on a Stick Day, so my four days off are wasted.

Medusa · 04-15-2006, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by vsop44

That was a joke ,I heard on the CBC !

Oh :blush:

Wrenny · 04-15-2006, 07:15 PM

The dh and I call it HamDay instead of Easter, in our house a good ham is worth more celebration. I amused myself with this, thought I'd share.

Isn't there anyone out there who can tell me what HamDay is all about?

Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you. Lights, please.

"And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their piggies by night. And lo, the angel of Miss Piggy came upon them, and the glory of the Ham shone round about them, and they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not, for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great taste, which shall be to all people. For unto you this day is cooked in the City of Bridgeton, a Ham, which is Babe the Pig. And this shall be a sign unto you; you shall find Babe wrapped in pinapple and lying in the crock pot. And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of pork chops, praising Ham, and saying, Honor to Ham in the highest, and on Earth piece, good taste for all men'".

That's what HamDay is all about, Charlie brown.

Praise be...

DougP · 04-15-2006, 07:19 PM

I am in full support of any holiday celebrating chocolate and bunnies.

-Doug

Jobar · 04-15-2006, 08:49 PM

I like knowing that Easter is a total ripoff of the rites of the goddess Eostre (Ishtar), and are in sober fact about celebrating fertility. Eggs are obvious symbols of reproduction, and rabbits- well, they don't use the expression 'fuck like a bunny' for nothin'!

04-15-2006, 08:56 PM

Chocolate is good. Or ham. Ham is good, too. Though I prefer lamb. Mmm, roast lamb of god with garlic. And beer.

Beer is especially good because it celebrates our risen saviour - he who was beaten and killed, and we should eat his flesh and drink his blood... I posted about this just now in BC&H

:devil3:

Ampoliros · 04-16-2006, 06:24 AM

I'd be watching some good zombie movies in celebration of Zombie Jebus day, but I don't have any. Humbug.

skeptic dave · 04-16-2006, 06:34 AM

yay for hey-seuss. we should celebrate the rising of all the other dying resurrecting godmen born of a virgin too.

hey-seuss definately was not the first one to reportedly do it.

Chris Weimer · 04-16-2006, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by skeptic dave

yay for hey-seuss. we should celebrate the rising of all the other dying resurrecting godmen born of a virgin too.

hey-seuss definately was not the first one to reportedly do it.

Just curious on which others you have in mind? Oh, and if you don't mind quoting from a primary source, that would be excellent.

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04-15-2006, 05:29 PM	#21
EasyTarget Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: WY US Posts: 945	So, will Tuesday the 18th be Soul Cake Tuesday? ahem I mean, all hail Zombie Jesus!

04-15-2006, 05:29 PM	#22
mongrel Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: North of the South Pole Posts: 5,177	I think Zombie Jebus hates me. He gave me the flu on Dead Jew on a Stick Day, so my four days off are wasted.

04-15-2006, 07:15 PM	#24
Wrenny Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: South Jersey Posts: 392	The dh and I call it HamDay instead of Easter, in our house a good ham is worth more celebration. I amused myself with this, thought I'd share. Isn't there anyone out there who can tell me what HamDay is all about? Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you. Lights, please. "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their piggies by night. And lo, the angel of Miss Piggy came upon them, and the glory of the Ham shone round about them, and they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not, for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great taste, which shall be to all people. For unto you this day is cooked in the City of Bridgeton, a Ham, which is Babe the Pig. And this shall be a sign unto you; you shall find Babe wrapped in pinapple and lying in the crock pot. And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of pork chops, praising Ham, and saying, Honor to Ham in the highest, and on Earth piece, good taste for all men'". That's what HamDay is all about, Charlie brown. Praise be...

04-15-2006, 07:19 PM	#25
DougP Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,441	I am in full support of any holiday celebrating chocolate and bunnies. -Doug

04-15-2006, 08:49 PM	#26
Jobar Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: secularcafe.org Posts: 9,525	I like knowing that Easter is a total ripoff of the rites of the goddess Eostre (Ishtar), and are in sober fact about celebrating fertility. Eggs are obvious symbols of reproduction, and rabbits- well, they don't use the expression 'fuck like a bunny' for nothin'!

04-15-2006, 08:56 PM	#27
cajela Guest Posts: n/a	Chocolate is good. Or ham. Ham is good, too. Though I prefer lamb. Mmm, roast lamb of god with garlic. And beer. Beer is especially good because it celebrates our risen saviour - he who was beaten and killed, and we should eat his flesh and drink his blood... I posted about this just now in BC&H :devil3:

04-16-2006, 06:24 AM	#28
Ampoliros Regular Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: near Bath, Maine Posts: 481	I'd be watching some good zombie movies in celebration of Zombie Jebus day, but I don't have any. Humbug.

04-16-2006, 06:34 AM	#29
skeptic dave Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Tulsa, Ok Posts: 11	yay for hey-seuss. we should celebrate the rising of all the other dying resurrecting godmen born of a virgin too. hey-seuss definately was not the first one to reportedly do it.

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