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Old 04-06-2005, 05:55 AM   #1
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Note: If you are female and are reading this thread, stop right now or you will develop a severe, radioactive vaginal rash. I mean it! Stop! Right now! Okay, you’ll be sorry.

Just as I suspected, females simply cannot keep their prying eyes out of men’s business. They have to know every little thing we’re doing… hell, every little thing we’re even thinking. And if it has nothing to do with them, well, you know what a big to-do that becomes.

Anyhow guys, if you see a lot of women around here madly scratching their nether regions, you’ll know why.
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Wir weißen alles. Don't even bother trying to hide something; we have our ways. :devil3:
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It's true. They do.
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Hmm, speaking from experience, Ploggy?
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Sometimes we even find stuff you aren't actually trying to hide, though they are not as dead easy to find.

*squirm*

Dammit, I should believe warnings more often.
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Seconded.
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Message for the men in North and South America:

John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.


Message for the men in Europe:

The sparrow flies at midnight. The sparrow flies at midnight.


Message for the men in Asia, Pacific Islands, Australia, and New Zealand:

The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.


Message for the men in Africa:

The lonely dove cries at dawn. The lonely dove cries at dawn.


You all have your assignments.

End transmission.
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No peeking! (points finger)
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Message for the men in North and South America:

John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.


Message for the men in Europe:

The sparrow flies at midnight. The sparrow flies at midnight.


Message for the men in Asia, Pacific Islands, Australia, and New Zealand:

The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.


Message for the men in Africa:

The lonely dove cries at dawn. The lonely dove cries at dawn.


You all have your assignments.

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Blessent mon coeur d'une longueur monotone.



Laughed my ass off at your post.
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