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Old 04-28-2006, 08:53 AM   #1
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Default Chinese Horoscope

A young niece sent me this, I filled it in that I have to send it on to 387 people within the hour, so sorry folks, but it is fun!

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AMAZINGLY ACCURATE
Whatever you do, don't cheat!




CHINESE HOROSCOPE :
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR











FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.








THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

NO CHEATING !!!!

















THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
















DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.




IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY



1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY
KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th. SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.













1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the
LEFT.

















2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?






























3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.















CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT




4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.



















DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID









5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11


















6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH






















ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME
























1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in

SPACE 2























2. THE PERSON IN SPACE

3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE



3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7





















4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4




5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.




















6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR

LUCKY STAR

























7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3



















8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7




9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND



10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE













11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER






SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF
10 PEOPLE
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
















IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.


IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE




STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK
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Isn't it dog year?
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Isn't it dog year?
It is, according to some of the posts on fchan. :grin:
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Bleh. I hate these things.

I actually kinda thought I wouldn't see any more of them after I stopped using AOL.
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Yes, it is the year of the dog.

As to the original post: I really hate stuff like this. Chain letters aren't any more entertaining when they are electronic.
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Moving to E.
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And why do they call it a Chinese horoscope? There's nothing remotely Chinese about it!

As if just because it's Asian and exotic, it's therefore valid.
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