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Don2 (Don1 Revised) · 05-28-2006, 06:19 AM

The problem with the racists is that they are an underclass of people, untermenschen. And Untermenschen has to be capitalized, dammit!! Dis ist your last vornink. ALL SUBRACES must be Kapitalized!

I will hereby refer to these untermenschen as the semi-modern human subrace of Racids. No doubt throughout Racid evolution they intermingled with other subraces such as Cro-Magnon, which only served to stagnate their evolutionary progress. Pat Shipman (a woman with a PhD) wrote a book called The Evolution of Racism. See?

Racids lack the intellectual capacity to think of all humans as equal and this likely has to do with smaller cranial volume. Smaller cranial volume is also probably why Racids lost WWII, but still run around worshipping Hitler. Racids also apparently promote junk science. Check out this website, for example. Much like monkeys with typewriters, Racids sitting in front of Internet-capable computers will type random political junk like this.

So what can you do to protect yourself from Racids?
1. Do not respond to any of their Internet junk. Remember, this subrace is impure and taking their random noise seriously will only stunt your own intellectual growth.
2. Do not take junk science from the 1940's seriously. It has been debunked for decades and addressing it only serves to mismanage our resources.
3. Do not intermingle with the impure Racids or your children may end up unevolved like these guys:

Nice Squirrel · 05-28-2006, 06:26 AM

More of an E/C thing....

Don2 (Don1 Revised) · 05-28-2006, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nice Squirrel

More of an E/C thing....

Ok.

BolshyFaker · 05-28-2006, 06:39 AM

Well, this is kind of funny - but its also kind of daft as a sticky!

IMO a sticky suggesting people do not respond to known racists (a 'no platform' policy) and perhaps even a list of the very very worst offenders <edited>

A million monkeys with a million typewriters would eventually end up being ruled by just one monkey with a large stick. That is all.

Haener · 05-28-2006, 07:03 AM

Nice Squirrel apparantly tried to move this to E/C but it somehow got stickied.

Let's try again.

However, the OP is such that I'll move it locked. If the E/C mods see any future in this thread they can open it.

Oolon Colluphid · 05-30-2006, 03:11 AM

Well we seem to lack a recycling bin, so I think open but in ~E~ is better than E/C.

05-28-2006, 06:19 AM	#1
Don2 (Don1 Revised) Contributor Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: USA Posts: 17,741	The Problem with Racists The problem with the racists is that they are an underclass of people, untermenschen. And Untermenschen has to be capitalized, dammit!! Dis ist your last vornink. ALL SUBRACES must be Kapitalized! I will hereby refer to these untermenschen as the semi-modern human subrace of Racids. No doubt throughout Racid evolution they intermingled with other subraces such as Cro-Magnon, which only served to stagnate their evolutionary progress. Pat Shipman (a woman with a PhD) wrote a book called The Evolution of Racism. See? Racids lack the intellectual capacity to think of all humans as equal and this likely has to do with smaller cranial volume. Smaller cranial volume is also probably why Racids lost WWII, but still run around worshipping Hitler. Racids also apparently promote junk science. Check out this website, for example. Much like monkeys with typewriters, Racids sitting in front of Internet-capable computers will type random political junk like this. So what can you do to protect yourself from Racids? 1. Do not respond to any of their Internet junk. Remember, this subrace is impure and taking their random noise seriously will only stunt your own intellectual growth. 2. Do not take junk science from the 1940's seriously. It has been debunked for decades and addressing it only serves to mismanage our resources. 3. Do not intermingle with the impure Racids or your children may end up unevolved like these guys:

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05-28-2006, 06:26 AM	#2
Nice Squirrel Contributor Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Death Panel District 9 Posts: 20,921	More of an E/C thing....

05-28-2006, 06:39 AM	#4
BolshyFaker Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: London, England, UK, Europe, Planet Earth Posts: 2,394	Well, this is kind of funny - but its also kind of daft as a sticky! IMO a sticky suggesting people do not respond to known racists (a 'no platform' policy) and perhaps even a list of the very very worst offenders <edited> A million monkeys with a million typewriters would eventually end up being ruled by just one monkey with a large stick. That is all.

05-28-2006, 07:03 AM	#5
Haener Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: netherlands Posts: 1,423	Nice Squirrel apparantly tried to move this to E/C but it somehow got stickied. Let's try again. However, the OP is such that I'll move it locked. If the E/C mods see any future in this thread they can open it.

05-30-2006, 03:11 AM	#6
Oolon Colluphid Contributor Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Alibi: ego ipse hinc extermino Posts: 12,591	Well we seem to lack a recycling bin, so I think open but in ~E~ is better than E/C.

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