Dean Anderson

A Brief Guide to British Sexual Slang*

Slapper = A woman who has lots of casual sex with different partners.

Slag = A slapper (see above) who is also rather visually unpleasant (due to looks or tacky dress-sense) and only attracts the more desperate partners.

Tart = A person of either sex (traditionally only used for women, but now being used for men too) who does lots of casual flirtation (regardless of whether it leads to sex or not). Note that whilst 'Slapper' and 'Slag' are both very derogatory terms, 'Tart' is much more socially acceptable. 'Tart' is also used as a verb - e.g. 'I went out tarting last night' to indicate the act of unsubtle flirtation.

Flaps = Beef Curtains = Female Foreskin = Labia Majora

Bollocks = Balls = Nadgers = Crown Jewels = Testicles

Bollocks = Tripe = Tosh = Bullshit = Rubbish

*Disclaimer - I am reporting the common usage in my area. Other areas within Britain may have different shades of meaning for some of these terms.

TySixtus

Beef curtains? That's the funniest goddamn thing I've heard all week.

Beef curtains!!!

LOL

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:notworthy

Ty

Agnostic Theist

Thank-you. Honestly, you Yanks steal our language, fuck it up 3 times over (and give it a few hundred lite screws on the way) and can't even bother to learn common words like slag, flap, bollock or tart?! What happened to respecting your ancestry?! :Cheeky:

Anyway:

AB's UK thesaurus:

Bollocks: Testicles, testes, balls, plums, (with penis) 3 piece, (with penis) meat and 2 veg,

Penis: Tadger, todger, lad, shlong, one eyed trouser snake, big 'un, maggot (those last 2 used according to apparent size) weapon, sword, dick, cock, bell (this is often confused with 'bellend', which is actually the head) manhood, etc

more next week, kids :devil3:

bohr

I would go with an all white ensemble so as to blend in with the snow. As mentioned thus far, club selection is important. You want to make sure to wear materials that breathe and retain body heat even when wet, remember cotton kills in the outdoors. :rolling:

Agnostic Theist

Alright, let's be honest now. The club equivocation joke was blatent first time round, now it's not funny. Everyone knows a 9 iron golf club is the best, so stop with these ridiculous posts!

Buddrow_Wilson

open faced club sandwedge(wich)

/Homer drool