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Grizzly · 03-03-2005, 03:10 PM

Would God have his thread unceremoniously dumped into ~E~?

Agnostic Theist · 03-03-2005, 03:33 PM

I don't know - would God get prosecuted by his own priests, nailed by his own creation, left in darkness for 3 days after claiming to be the light and then spend some time in hell before having to use marks nailed in by a mere mortal to convince someone you are God?

mongrel · 03-04-2005, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by anvils hammer

hello everyone, this is anvils hammer, I would just like to say that my account HAS been hacked, posssible by a deity, I'm an atheist so obviously, if no one can proove this guy is not God, I'm going to have to seriously consider my beliefs. please help me here.

Isn't it amazing that this omnipotent hacking deity mispells the word "prove" exactly the same way you do...

IamMoose · 03-04-2005, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Morethancaffine

Dangit IamMoose, you thought, therefore you were, therefore you created a new universe. You're the new management.

So everything is your fault.

/Phillip J. Fry on
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT.............. FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT!
/Philip J. Fry off

Hey does that make ME God now???

*sets about creating universe in her image, whistling cheerfully*

IamMoose · 03-04-2005, 05:44 AM

And here it is, folks...

Cosmo · 03-04-2005, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by anvils hammer

good news Christians, you were right all along, there is a single Chrsitian God.
I am that God.

Xians, unless you can proove that i am not your god, you are duty bound to obey my instructions, however, i will give you a few days to proove i am not your god before posting any commands. after all im omnibenovalent.

seriously people, i am God unless you can proove other wise.
anyone who posts petty arguments like "god would spell better" will be sent stright to hell! :devil1:

atheists, you are welcome to try and prove that i do not exist, but i think it will be more amusing if you let theists try to proove that I am not God.

What the ?#!!, I'M the one and only GOD and therefore,you are not! :Cheeky:

Morethancaffine · 03-04-2005, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by IamMoose

And here it is, folks...

*And all became right with the universe.*

IamMoose · 03-04-2005, 07:49 AM

Yeah .. I WAS just what the universe was looking for

JacksonAces · 03-04-2005, 05:25 PM

If anyone's God here, it's me. Just look at my location. Yup, I win.

~jack

kenni · 03-04-2005, 05:56 PM

Well.... at least this religion hasn't lead to the slaughter of thousands :thumbs:... yet :devil3:

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03-03-2005, 03:10 PM	#41
Grizzly Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 2,936	Would God have his thread unceremoniously dumped into ~E~?

03-03-2005, 03:33 PM	#42
Agnostic Theist Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: UK Posts: 4,822	I don't know - would God get prosecuted by his own priests, nailed by his own creation, left in darkness for 3 days after claiming to be the light and then spend some time in hell before having to use marks nailed in by a mere mortal to convince someone you are God?

03-04-2005, 05:44 AM	#45
IamMoose Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: On the fringes of the Lake District, UK Posts: 9,528	And here it is, folks...

03-04-2005, 07:49 AM	#48
IamMoose Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: On the fringes of the Lake District, UK Posts: 9,528	Yeah .. I WAS just what the universe was looking for

03-04-2005, 05:25 PM	#49
JacksonAces Regular Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Omnipresent Posts: 134	If anyone's God here, it's me. Just look at my location. Yup, I win. ~jack

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