Corona688

China invading through Mexico? I recall the continents being arranged a bit differently.

Jeez, fall asleep for a hundred million years and continental drift screws everything up.

Monkeybot

LMFAO!!!!! I completely missed the Chinese up through Mexico part! Holy crap, that is GOLD!

And I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords.

safeinacell

Funny, Thats what my ex girlfriend kept saying to me.

Y'know Derek, we seem to have something in common, you 'n' me...... cos, like you, I ain't getting any action, either.
Differance is, I'm not all pissy about it.

Joking aside, You should get yourself on one of those 18-30 holidays.



With all the other saddos who last got laid in the 1830's

Matty

Jess

:notworthy :notworthy LMAO, Brilliant.


Derek, i can only suggest that one off the wrist might relieve some of this no shag tension you're obviously exhibiting. Or are all us guys who find this hilarious too, just suckers who have been fooled by these evil, powerhungry women(i bet they're all in cahoots with the chinese and/or mexicans)

Just for future reference:

Indent: 1. transitive and intransitive verb printing begin line in from margin: to start a line or row some distance in from the margin

Stiletto One

What, like this guy? I wouldn't mind at all!

So anyway, jess, where are you getting that male and female life expectancies have reached parity? I thought women still had something like an extra 2 or 2.5 years over us dudes.

jess

I was taught in the mid eighties that the spread between men and women was closing rapidly. That both sexes are living longer, and that each had the same lifetime--- that the men's deaths were skewed 'on average' by more dangerous jobs, which have gotten safer.